Interactive voice response Puns

We all hate them. In fact we all despise them. Why do we allow these to exist? We call a 1-800 to get assistance only to make us more angry by fighting the automated system. Press 1 for this, press 2 for that. And the ones that use only your voice as a response are even worse. These systems need to go away for good. I'd rather speak with a live operator that directs my call within the company. Just my opinion...

HUGE Edit: If you insult 343 devs bc “vIdEo gAmE bAd” you’re a low-life loser and need to go outside. The game needs work and we want it to succeed, but being a keyboard warrior on the internet does absolutely NOTHING for this game. Constructive feedback, and make your voice heard with your wallet, everything else is worthless. Get a grip.

I’m really glad he made that response. It seems like they really do care, but there also a few questionable remarks also being said.

I would strongly advise this community to keep voicing their opinions and being loud on their desire for improvements.

BUT, some remarks this sub has been making/saying have been outright ridiculous, and is making the community also look bad. We are passionate and want the game to be the best it can be, but don’t be dumb and say stupid things out of frustration. Be constructive with your feedback but like Ske7ch said, they are still people at the end of the day.

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Hey there, dear talents!

As you could read from the title, we're making a Hieronimus Bosch's gallery that anyone can visit absolutely for free. The main idea of the project is to tell people about Bosch's artworks and his life through the interactive world and characters, in the atmosphere of the town of s'-Hertogenbosch in the 1600s — not long after Bosch's death. You can visit the gallery alone or with friends.

Here's the link to the project's website: https://bosch-eternal.com/

It's very close to its full release, but it lacks one thing — your voice.

Since it's a non-profit project, we can't afford much — we can only offer $2.30 per line.

The file with the lines: https://docs.google.com/document/d/139nvBuJyc1pB_SrKAnYLHIAGtYrv9NVrBRr-A5lV86w/edit?usp=sharing

Please pick just one of the lines of characters you'd like to try.

AUDITION DEADLINE: Please send before Jan 21PROJECT DEADLINE: Jan 25

PLEASE SEND YOUR DEMOS TO THIS EMAIL: lnlvoiceauditions@gmail.com

Update:

We've picked 2 of the characters 100%. The ones are left:

Peter, Johan, Immanuel.

Please, consider them.

I have a response group set up with interactive voice response configured. I have the 1st step, response one set to "one" when I test call in, I get my welcome message then, if i make any sound at all the welcome message is repeated. How can I disable this so it does not repeat the message when anything is said ?