Since it's International Women's Day, I'd like to point out some inequality: If my wife wears nothing but one of my t-shirts it's cute, but if I wear nothing but one of her t-shirts...
...I have to leave Home Depot.
What's the internal temperature of a taunton?
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
Why couldn't Abraham Lincoln be arrested?
What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?
International
What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?
Whoodya nickaknackeroff
Have you guys seen the International space station??
Its out of this world!
How it works is above me!
Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Overheard at an international chemistry competition
Said by a British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"
Said by an American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"
What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?
Due to covid-19, finland closed its borders to international marathon runners.
The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line
Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:
"No it's not, it's MUNday!"
The apprentice has now become the master.
After a long hour of deep internal reflection
A reminder that it’s International Diarrhoea Week
What's the international religion of economics
What's the difference between the government and the mafia?
The mafia can turn a profit!
It’s international sound check day
Internal cringe intensifies
I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.
I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.
We could never quite get a gig.
Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?
These are very important lab-reports
How do they keep astronauts warm on the International Space Station?
An international arms dealer.
What do you call it when people are getting married in the International Space Station?
Feeling international today: Having Fish and Chips for lunch.
I bought a boat, and named it "The Unpaid Intern"
So now I tell people I have an unpaid intern-ship.
I went to the computer shop and told them our family computer has an internal part that has stopped working
The shop assistant said, "Motherboard?"
I said, "Yeah, she can't do online shopping anymore"
Me: this is my house
Friend: what's upstairs
Me: stairs don't talk
The doctor said I have a lot of internal bleeding.
That's good because it's where blood is meant to be.
While on international business travel, I had Ihop in Iran.
Should've waited to digest before the exercise, the cramps were a bitch.
One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.
They look down on everyone.
I would tell you something about your internal organs but...
...You wouldn’t get it; it’s an inside joke.
What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Security at Los Angeles International Airport was very chill
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