Intangibility Puns

I ate something intangible last night.

It went straight through me.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/jlionbad

📅︎ Apr 11 2021

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Eight-theist

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/Pani_04

📅︎ Dec 20 2022

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Before I met your mother I helped a lot at a convent. Life's real simple there - only two types of things! The non-negotiables, and...

...and the nun-negotiables.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/w_dent

📅︎ Aug 06 2022

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GOD I HATE MY INTANGIBLITY!

Sorry guys I'm just going through some things.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/8bitjelly

📅︎ Jan 07 2023

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