Infringement Puns

A list of puns related to "Infringement"

What’d the ocean say when it refused to sue Frank Ocean for trademark infringement?

Nothing. It just waived.

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👤︎ u/clifwith1f
📅︎ Aug 24 2017
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My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly on each bicep.

She is infringing on my right to bear arms.

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👤︎ u/Doc_OToole
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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How do you know if a blondie has infringed copyrights?

She didnt copy the left side.

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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What do you do if a maths puzzle infringes on your civil liberties?

Sue-doku.

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👤︎ u/KCL80
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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If you ask a member of the NRA what they think about machine guns, be prepared.

They'll give you an automatic response.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ May 09 2019
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You have to hand it to the person who thought up the "I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous" joke ...

And I imagine you wouldn't have much left if you'd foot the bill for infringement of copy'right'.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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