I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.
I don’t know what to make of it.
I thought it was a safe bet.
Guess it was an anonymous tip
Tenants.
But I refuse to go with that stereotype.
A box of quackers.
I told him it's for when I want to have a light snack
“You finally found it, my secret stache”
One cat in two boxes.
We don’t know who it belongs to, but we’re looking into it.
Wife: Why...?
Me: It's going to be my secret stash
But after looking for hours, I decided to pass. Nothing really jumped out at me.
The contractor was adamant that whatever was in the box would not go in the building at any cost. The plumber insisted he was just trying to do his job and that it was imperative that the box go into the master bathroom. The contractor turned him away despite warnings that there would be consequences. Upon hearing this, the owner of the building got angry and hired a new contractor. The new contractor also wouldn't allow the contents of the large box into the building. He was also fired and a new contractor hired. This contractor was a fun person, giving the workers breaks and buying them lunch. Out of fondness, the workers warned him that when plumber comes, he should allow the box to go into the building. So the contractor asked how important the contents of the box were and the workers replied, "Two people have been fired for not listening to the plumber, just let that sink in"
A litter litter, literally.
I asked him if he could hear the ocean in them
He needed time to thaw out.
It's a tempted murder.
I went to the bank, trembling with anticipation, got access to the box, took it into the private viewing room. I opened the box and looked in, there was an envelope in side, when I opened it, a folded piece of paper fell out. I read it, and it said: "Good things are ahead for you. Your lucky numbers are 6, 10 and 13."
Now I have two half-sisters.
...I got Rich Quick.
Me: "what's wrong with the name it has now?"
Took him a while to get it then he was pissed.
Investments
Because it's a sea-crate.
The contractor was adamant that whatever was in the box would not go in the building at any cost. The plumber insisted he was just trying to do his job and that it was imperative that the box go into the master bathroom. The contractor turned him away despite warnings that there would be consequences. Upon hearing this, the owner of the building got angry and hired a new contractor. The new contractor also wouldn't allow the contents of the large box into the building. He was also fired and a new contractor hired. This contractor was a fun person, giving the workers breaks and buying them lunch. Out of fondness, the workers warned him that when plumber comes, he should allow the box to go into the building. So the contractor asked how important the contents of the box were and the workers replied, "Two people have been fired for not listening to the plumber, just let that sink in"
