I told my parents I was bisexual

My dad asked, "so you like both men and women?"

I responded with, "yeah, but I'm not seeing anyone right now"

He said, "so you must be on stand-bi"

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My wife is leaving me Because of my obsession with Star Wars

I said: May divorce be with you

Credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/d8x4at/to_that_guy_all_i_have_to_say_is_yoda_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

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