Circuit Switching Puns

I called an electrician to come have a look, thinking the dimmer was broken. He was very thorough and found a huge list of issues that needed to be corrected, but he said the dimmer was working just fine.

Apparently I've got 99 problems, but a switch ain't one.

But so far, creative types haven’t felt cause to be threatened. Well, I hate to break it to you, but robots should and will be doing stand up soon. Human comics are great and all, but robots are far superior. Why? Human beings don’t devote their whole selves to the pursuit of comedy. They have their minds occupied by the various quiet tragedies of life, but robots…

Robots only think in bits.