What is a wind turbines favorite music?

They're big metal fans.

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I'm not perfect, but...

I can confidently say that Gnome Ann will never be as good a father as I am.

http://xkcd.com/1704/

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Highspeed Chase

On the Run

Credits: http://deathbulge.com/comics/212

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Einstein's Real Contribution
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When telling one of these jokes, hope they reply with a sigh... xkcd.com/1009/
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DadJoke comic by the great Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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Technically a Dad Joke

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=3487

(Image, bonus panel on original website.)

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