What type of world does a bears dream?

A world with no bear-iers

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📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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My dad has Andrew Luck as his Fantasy Football Quaterback

It's been 14 weeks of luck puns, typically along the lines of "I can't lose. I've got Luck on my side." Or "Guess my team is just Luck-ier than yours."

He laughs every time.

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👤︎ u/csjo
📅︎ Dec 08 2014
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I was at a park in Alaska for bear watching...

And at one point there were a bunch of bears sprawled on the beach, and the rangers had put up a block in the middle of the path leading up to it with a warning about bears. I point to the thing blocking our path and ask my dad, "You know what that is?"

"What?"

"A BEAR-ier."

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📅︎ Aug 25 2015
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