It's just water under the fridge.
Because there is no spoon
Cuz he'll never dessert you...
Because he was laughtose intolerant
Affogato.
His cones don’t work.
I guess it will go into liquidation
It was way too vanilla.
To which I replied "but on the other hand, you lost"
Dad: Half Lemon, half Ice-T? Why didn't you just save time and say it was Arnold Palmer?
I nearly shit her pants, even though the ice-incident was water under the fridge! I was on the fence about the neighbor sun-bathing nude, but I packed her things and right anyway.
I hear it’s “one cold drink”
Didn’t really work though, I only got 20% off
Crap, Dear diary...
Me: You'd be a lot cooler if you did.
Apparently you get arrested for desserting.
I mean it's 180°^(F) below the boiling point.
Seeing a small boy nearby with several fish, he asked the boy's secret.
"Rrrp rr rrrr rrrm," the boy said.
"What?"
The boy spat into his hand. "Keep your worms warm!"
Did he call himself Green-T?
It's usually a sherbet.
I asked if anything was damaged when it melted.
It didn’t really work though, only got 20% off
