What type of teas do rich people drink?

I don't know, but it sure ain't pu'er tea

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👤︎ u/K4ZZ13
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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What do you call insects that bite you during worship?

Mosque-itos.

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👤︎ u/jomr
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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What does a Mexican snowman eat when he's hungry?

A burr-ito.

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📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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Did you hear about the Spanish midget comedian who wasn’t very funny?

He’s a bore-ito.

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👤︎ u/crash8308
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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What do Eskimos eat when they vacation in Mexico?

Brrr-itos.

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📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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What do you call a cold burrito?

A burrrr-ito!

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👤︎ u/Jamian11
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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What do you call a cold little taco?

A brrr-ito.

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📅︎ May 12 2017
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Taco Bell overcooked my food

I asked for a brrrr-ito and an en-chill-ata.

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👤︎ u/Xenoraiser
📅︎ Nov 08 2016
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My wife got me... She's the best dad

Me: "Want me to go out in the snow and get us some burritos?"

Her: "I believe right now they're burr-itos."

... We're going to have to get my daughter a "it's normal to have two dads" book.

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📅︎ Feb 25 2015
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What food comes from the cold part of Mexico?

A burr-ito

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👤︎ u/Mxricle
📅︎ Feb 18 2015
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