I said, "No, it's pretty light. "
Because six, seven eight.
Not what you're thinking.
Chicago.
Because 7 is a registered sex offender
That's hard to fathom
He said, “I’m back to school!”
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is between 7 and 9, average and mean.
A Lawn-moo-er...
He shows up wearing an Ottawa Senators jersey, so the judge asks "Are you a Sens fan?" The boy nods his head.
During the custody battle, he is later asked if he wants to live with his mom. His reply is "No, she beats me when drunk."
The judge asks in shock, "Okay, what about your father?"
The boy replies, "But he beats me every day when he comes home from a bad work day!"
With no other options, the jude states "We will have to send you to a foster home." The boy protests.
"Well, who do you want to live with?" the judge asks.
The boy thinks a moment and says ,"The Ottawa Senators. They're nice to people in need, and they don't beat anybody."
Ama (grandma): you’re so tall! it looks like your legs grew a foot!
Daughter: Ama! I’ve always had a foot on my legs!
With snow
Who's on the phone dad?
Because 7 8 9!
But why did 7 do that?
It needed its 3^2 meals that day!
On our last day of a three day trip at Disneyland, my 7 year old revealed his inner father to my wife.
>wife: This backpack is good but could use more shoulder padding.
Son, with a shit eatin' grin, walks up and pats her on the shoulders.
I have never been so proud.
I just told her that day has finally come.
Because nobody can get a byte to eat there
Seal
EDIT: Both Mum and I groaned, but I told her I was incredibly proud of her.
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals per day.
Note: not my joke, saw it on instagram, but I thought you all would like it
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Because 7 is a six offender.
Not what you are thinking.
Because 7 ain’t 9
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Because 6 7 8.
7 wanted to have 3 squared meals a day.
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender! :D
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
