A man walks into Apple and says β€œHi, I’m after an iPhone 11”

The assistant says β€œOk I’ll serve the iPhone 11 first then”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My dad took me to an Apple store to buy me an iPhone 11

Me: "Please don't fart here."

Dad: "Why?"

Me: "Because they don't have Windows."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Why does the new iPhone 11 Max look like a stove top?

Because Tim cooks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickcinbigd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Does anyone here want a free iPhone 11? If so, contact me.

We can then talk about how we both want a free iPhone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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My kid damaged my new IPhone 11 so I’m giving it away.

He is 3 years old, blonde, and has black eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgomina
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What's more powerful? the Apollo 11 guidance computer or an Iphone?

They sent the guidance computer into the air and it didn't break.

However if you send an Iphone into the air, chances are it's going to break.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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