Just kidding. They know better.
The whole time they were yelling blue murder.
John Cena: oh ok
Me: How was work today?
Dad: Great, people were dying to see me.
The patient's neurological status was terrible last night when she came in. By morning, she looked much better and was able to communicate with us. While rounding on our patients, the attending asked the resident if the patient looked that much different the night before.
"Oh yeah, it was like night and day."
"Well I know it was night and day, but what about the patient?"
I'm at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.
They recommend if you catch it to proceed straight to the ICU.
He's currently in the ICU.
The ICU
From an email my cousin sent me:
I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.
The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.
A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.
Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.
Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.
To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.
If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.
Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.
Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.
A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.
Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.
Baby, ICU.
In the ICU :)
To the I.C.U.
The ICU
...but they found me in the ICU.
Now she’s in the ICU
He's now in the ICU.
The ICU
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
The I. C. U.
They go to the ICU.
The ICU
ICU later.
I took him to the ICU
To the ICU
Now she’s in the ICU
ICU!
JC: where am I?
Nurse: ICU.
JC: No you can’t.
They took him to the ICU.
You end up in the ICU.
Because ICU!
In the ICU.
ICU
The ICU
The ICU
The ICU
The ICU.
The ICU
The ICU
The ICU
To the ICU.
ICU
The ICU.
