I finally see why people don’t like the live action DC films!

Because they don’t do the heroes justice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xulphyr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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i don't download films illegally because i am honest and hardworking person.

and i don't know how.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddeyhh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I tried to buy some Polaroid camera film on Amazon but there weren't any images of the products. I asked the seller why that was and he said he didn't want to embarrass his film because it was camera shy.

Apparently camera film is photosensitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peon2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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This guy thinks I'm not a good friend cuz I won't lend him my copy of a Pixar film

I'm never gonna give you UP, but I'm never gonna let you down...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geckheck
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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It was impossible to tell my kids I didn't care for the Transformers films

I like big bots and I cannot lie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doofutchie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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Punning replaced my old past-time.

I used to be a film photographer but learned it was a negative hobby.

One that lens itself to bad puns.

The kind that make you shutter.

I have proof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHK1961
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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My daughter's baby wouldn't eat any of its dinner, so I suggested, "Try the airplane!"

She looked at me confused and asked, "Airplane? What is it?"

"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980's, but that's not important right now!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I don’t really have a preference when it comes to rappers

So cling film will do

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