I saw a construction cone doing weird dances in the street and wearing a clown hat. I asked the construction crew that that cone is made from.
They replied, "sili-cone"
Yesterday when I walked into a store, a clown held the door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
is that a romantic jester?
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
Always wanted to be a rodeo clown, but couldn’t because I have stomach problems
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
I found out recently that it’s very common for Clowns to suffer from bad necks.
I guess it’s because they always sleep funny.
My friend asked me how many clowns I saw at the carnival today and I said
I would only kill a clown if my family was about to starve to death.
We either digest the clown, or we die jesting!
I was feeling a little depressed, and then I saw a clown doing sit-ups across the street.
Funny how things work out.
When i was at a circus my mom bought me a clown shaped lollipop
I'm inviting everyone to join me in a thought-session of Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.
I went out today with half of my face painted like a clown.
Not everyone saw the funny side.
So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer. My boss facepalmed and said:
Dammit autocorrect!
I said we need to invest in CLOUD based IT infrastructure!
My friend is an unemployed circus clown. I nicknamed him Pennywise . . .
His career is in the gutter.
I went to a shop to buy a clown outfit.
I let the salesman pick my nose.
I don't like eating clowns....
I ate a clown fish yesterday
I suspect the 12 disciples were a bunch of clowns, because they all fit in car.
Act2:1. ... they were in one Accord ...
I went to an exotic seafood restaurant that serves clown fish, but I didn't eat it.
I was attacked by a pose of clowns a
I have a poster of the clown from it in my house that I move everyday.
Cause I like to move it , move it. I like to move it, move it.
I was doing my food shopping when I noticed some bananas with clown faces drawn on them. I thought to myself, they're a funny looking bunch.
Even though i was scared of clowns
I was standing next to a clown and he farted.
I'm sitting in traffic with my dad today when he scoffs, shakes his head, throws up his hand and says "look at THIS clown over here!"
I look over and there is literally a dude in full clown make-up driving a vw bettle next to us. Pop maintained a straight face through the whole thing.
I heard a clown stole my friends kidneys.
It was side splittingly funny
My dad told me what to do if i got in a fight with a gang of clowns
"Go straight for the juggler."
I'll passionately block a river for a french female clown
I'll dam it, Madame It, damn it!
I started dating a clown with big boobs
When my dad met her he asked if they were made of Sillycone
I held the door open for a clown
The other day I held the door open for a clown
The other day I opened the door for a clown
I held the door for a clown the other day
I held the door open for a clown today
The other day I held the door open for a clown...
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