53 Hilarious I Wonder Why Puns

I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland

I mean, its called Germ-many

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👤︎ u/gotnobackbone

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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I wonder why

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👤︎ u/ThePinkPanda205

📅︎ Aug 04 2019

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I used to wonder why I felt held down all the time.

But I guess that’s just the way gravity works.

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👤︎ u/jaredjtaylor86

📅︎ Feb 02 2020

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I wonder why they tell you your cashier's religion on the receipt? imgur.com/gqAIMnr

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👤︎ u/DarthEwok42

📅︎ May 05 2019

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I always used to wonder why it was called pepper spray

Then I realized it's because you can use it if you ever get asalted

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👤︎ u/Samidoesstuff

📅︎ Feb 22 2019

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People wonder why I call my toilet “the Jim” instead of “the John.”

I do it so I can say “I go to the Jim first thing every morning.”

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👤︎ u/December_Soul

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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I always used to wonder why golfers would shout “fore”...

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Heywood00d

📅︎ Nov 01 2018

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Sometimes I wonder, "why is that frisbee getting bigger?"

And then it hits me

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👤︎ u/mattmilli1

📅︎ Jul 15 2018

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When people wonder why I am the way I am, I will just point them to this family conversation. (OC) imgur.com/ZWNLpTp

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👤︎ u/SgtMac02

📅︎ Nov 04 2016

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I live in an old neighborhood with a 100 year old oak tree. One day every year, all the kids in the neighborhood put all their boy/girl scout badges on the tree. One day, I wonder why the kids do this. So, I called up my dad to ask him, and he said...

"Oh, it's just a badge oak."

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👤︎ u/Kabirmain

📅︎ Oct 21 2017

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There we were, driving through a small southern town with my mom and she says, “Maple, elm, cedar, all these streets are named after trees. I wonder why.”

Then there’s me over here, “I guess tree names were poplar. “

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👤︎ u/Mapkar

📅︎ Jul 09 2018

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My daughter and I saw a man returning a treadmill to Costco. I said, "I wonder why he is returning that?" She said, "I don't know."

I said, "Because he didn't get anywhere with it."

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👤︎ u/drnotabene

📅︎ Feb 24 2018

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/EviL-FeaR

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.

Then IT hit me!

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👤︎ u/klwill1192

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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I was wondering why frisbees get bigger as they get closer to you....

And then it hit me

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👤︎ u/the_soviet_union_69

📅︎ Jan 16 2021

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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/PsychologicalAd7193

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

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I was stood in a field the other day wondering why the frisbee coming towards me was getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/nathanlloyd

📅︎ Dec 27 2020

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I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..

Apparently the paper was Jamming.

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👤︎ u/niloc12

📅︎ Apr 02 2020

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My daughter texted me wondering why I was so happy all day.

I replied that it was my cake day, but she never reddit.

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👤︎ u/vdi_king

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

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I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa

and then I realized vampires are killed by holy water...they blessed the rains down in Africa

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👤︎ u/John_Doez_

📅︎ Oct 09 2020

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I was wondering why my baseball was getting bigger....

But then it hit me!

My little girl shared that with me today💓

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👤︎ u/mqpickens

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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I was floating around in space wondering why the moon was getting bigger and bigger.

And then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Pigmandude

📅︎ Sep 09 2020

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I was always wondering why hammers fall down.

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/Burn_Stick

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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Ever since the pandemic started, I’ve been wondering why my food delivery drivers have all been wearing glasses.

I had forgotten that contactless delivery was required.

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👤︎ u/A-T-P

📅︎ Jun 26 2020

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Some people were wondering why I like American cheese so much

It’s cause it’s free

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👤︎ u/The-feel-when

📅︎ Aug 09 2020

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I threw my boomerang and it kept on going and I wondered why it wasn’t returning

And then it hit me

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👤︎ u/skullshotz1324

📅︎ Jul 09 2020

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I looked outside my bedroom window and wondered why it was so dark outside

and then it dawned on me

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👤︎ u/Burning_Toast998

📅︎ Mar 26 2020

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I wondered why...

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👤︎ u/digdilem

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger...

Don't worry. I ducked just in time.

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👤︎ u/SHIRK2018

📅︎ Feb 18 2020

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I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Dragon_librarian4

📅︎ Mar 03 2021

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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger

And then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/wilhelmfart

📅︎ Feb 13 2021

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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger,

then it hit me

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum

📅︎ Dec 09 2020

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I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And then…

…IT hit me.

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...

Then IT hit me!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/mr_mike-2004

📅︎ Nov 27 2020

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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets

and then it hit me

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👤︎ u/aresbeast

📅︎ Oct 09 2020

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At my book club, I was wondering why they were throwing Stephan King books at me.

Then It hit me!

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👤︎ u/Texgymratdad

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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So I was wondering why Vampires don't go to Africa

I found out they blessed the rains down in Africa

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👤︎ u/Thesaltyscarlet

📅︎ Nov 19 2020

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I stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets bigger the closer it gets to you.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Joe9455426

📅︎ Oct 07 2020

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I kept wondering why the ball was floating in front of me

then it hit me

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Aug 01 2020

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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/jpereira73

📅︎ Jun 10 2020

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Boggo_0

📅︎ May 02 2020

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I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/studentadvisor101

📅︎ Jun 02 2020

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I was wondering why there was music coming from printer....

Then I realised the paper was jammin

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Oct 01 2019

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I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.

Then it hit ne.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333

📅︎ Jun 03 2020

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I wondered why the truck was getting bigger

and then it hit me

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Mar 29 2020

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. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/redwitch-fr

📅︎ Nov 16 2019

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I was wondering why that frisbee was getting bigger

And then it hit me

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👤︎ u/Yellossss

📅︎ May 13 2020

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I was wondering why the car was getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/submitted2me

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/aj10205

📅︎ Nov 28 2019

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey

📅︎ Oct 20 2019

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Soviet_Squatter

📅︎ Sep 27 2019

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I was wondering why the ball was getting closer, then it hit me...

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison

📅︎ Oct 12 2019

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