My boyfriend just came into the room

"I don't know if it was the 250 pound shit I just took but the toilet almost overflowed."

me: blink

Boyfriend, "I just plunged the shit out of the toilet."

me: giggling hysterically

Him: looks at me like I've lost my mind.

Me: giggling

Him: lighbulb!

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📅︎ Feb 14 2016
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