My friend bet me money that I couldn’t name a Great Lake.

I said, β€œHuron.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reditrewrite
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I wouldn't rank the Great Lakes from best to worst...

But one of them is definitely Superior.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmshady
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Bus driver dad joked the entire bus.

I was on a bus route headed to Target to pick up some groceries. I was in a hurry so I had opted for the express route. The bus picks up on the part of my college campus where the streets are named after the great lakes. We pass Erie and Ontario, and the bus driver comes over the intercom and says:

"This bus will be express from Huron out."

Everybody groans, the driver has a good chuckle, and I begin laughing like a maniac.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LurchPuppy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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Dadjoke practice

Backstory: I'm a flight instructor, and I was teaching one of my students about the "Area Forecast". We were going through which areas of the country the forecast covered, and in addition to a bunch of states, there's a few lakes, like Lake Superior, Lake Michigan, Lake Huron, etc.

Her: "Why are these lakes included in the forecast?"

Me: "Because they're pretty great."

Additional backstory: I will be a dad of 2 in less than a month.

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