what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?

the juveniles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguewavesurfin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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My girlfriend owns a bit of a golden Nile serpent...

She has a nice piece of asp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Nile river go brrrrrrrr
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Name the smaller rivers that run into the Nile /r/Jokes/comments/hvbstw/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serious_Up
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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De Nile is also the longest river in the world...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edwardshirohige
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Something Something in d'Nile imgur.com/Ndralnb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaynusInTheAnus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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The Nile
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hell_abhi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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In which state does nile river flow?

Liquid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikekhan7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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The Nile crocodile thinks it is an alligator...

Because it is in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumerWar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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"Hey dad, how much longer is the Amazon compared to the Nile?"

By two letters...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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I can't remember the name of this African river in front of me.

I must be going see Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What did the Egyptian crocodile do with the problems in his life?

Nothing, he lived in da-nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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She broke up with me while we were swimming in Egypt

I’m still in de-Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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The fountain of youth…

…flows into the Juve-Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Did you hear about the mummy that just woke up and is still convinced he’s ruler of Egypt? When told β€˜that’s impossible’ he flew into a rage, ran away, and jumped in a river.

People say he’s in da Nile

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My friend said that its impossible for a river to move through the desert.

I told him he was in deNile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/javerthugo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why couldn't the crocodile get over his ex wife?

He was stuck in de Nile :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What a flow!

Egypt has sent a warning to Ethiopia not to block the Nile, but really, Ethiopia doesn't give a dam about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_Leome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why did the egyptians have trouble with acceptance?

Because the were in de-Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Reader91-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?

The Nile-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why did the drowning Pharoah refuse to ask for help?

he was in de Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Why did the Pharaoh refuse to believe his son had drowned?

Because he was in The Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNocive
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Why do Egyptian riverboat captains tend to be flat-earthers?

Because they live in da Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trippy-puppy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why did the Egyptian man wrongfully insist that he was still on land?

He was in de-nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LooseMonty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do drug addicts and pharaohs have in common?

De Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumnem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I hate going to Egypt

Whenever I'm there I seem to be in de-Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Standing in a lake in Africa.

I told my friend I was standing in a lake in Africa. He exclaimed to em "no you're not, your in de-Nile!" sorry all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkkgaming
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why couldn’t the Egyptian get out of her abusive relationship?

She was still in de-Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiRedditHiReddit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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What's the only river that thinks it's a stream?

Da Nile river

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richkiller3991
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Why didn't Cleopatra confess that she loved Julius Caesar?

Because she lived in the Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/princezornofzorna
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I tried to tell the Egyptian that he was drowning

But he was in denial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faceoftheancients
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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Why are Egyptians always so negative

Because they’re always in de nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterBard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Why do Egyptians never admit to anything?

Because they’re in de-Nile

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Didn’t sea that coming

Given enough time, the river Nile would become sea-nile. But that time is still pharaohway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backdoorcreeper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Abbott and Costello talk about Lou's new dog

(From Abbott and Costello’sΒ radio show, December 30, 1943)
Lou Costello: Oh, Abbott, the worst thing just happened to me!
Bud Abbott: No!
Lou Costello: Yeah, Mrs. Niles gave me a dog for a Christmas present, and the dog just took a great big bite out of me!
Bud Abbott: Where did he bite you?
Lou Costello: Well, if I’d have been wearing a license plate, he’d have gotten the last three numbers.
Bud Abbott: Where did this happen?
Lou Costello: Well, let me see, where did this happen β€” in a crowded streetcar. It was the first time I ever gave my seat to a dog.
Bud Abbott: Well, never mind that. What kind of a dog did Mrs. Niles give you?
Lou Costello: Do you remember that famous dog, Strongheart?
Bud Abbott: Yes, I remember Strongheart.
Lou Costello: Well, this is his brother β€” Weak Stomach.
Bud Abbott: Listen, I’m not talking about that. What is the dog’s breed?
Lou Costello: What does he breed? He breeds through his nose, like you and me!
Bud Abbott: No, no, no, you dummy, what kind of dog is he? Spitz?
Lou Costello: No, but he drools a little.
Bud Abbott: Look, there are different types of dogs, such as Setters, and Pointers, …
Lou Costello: That’s it, Abbott! He’s a Setter-Pointer!
Bud Abbott: A Setter-Pointer?
Lou Costello: Yeah, he sets all day and points at the icebox! (Editor’s note: we now call an β€œicebox” a β€œrefrigerator”)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Had my back fixed in Egypt

Its the only place to find a good Cairopracter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GnomeLord360
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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Whatβ€˜s the first stage of grief and loss in Egypt?

The Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stgm_at
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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My mate secretly booked a cruise for me in the world's longest river.

I'm completely in the Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/traveller_i
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Why do Egyptians never believe what they are told

Because they live in de-Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGold14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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A hippopotamus will never believe you if you tell it itβ€˜s fat.

It’s because they’re in the Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herpdiderp99
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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My friend couldn't believe she was in the longest river in the world

She was in the Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusDaes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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You guys hear about the pharaoh that couldn’t believe he fell in the river

He was in da Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bendy150
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I had an argument with my friend about what the longest river in the world was. He wouldn't believe me that the Amazon river was the second largest river.

He was in De-Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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What did the Egyptian crocodile do about the problems in his life?

Nothing. He lived in de-nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonions
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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