Hungry i Puns

Me: "wow ... that's a very long name, hungryAndDon'tSayHiHungryI'mDad"

So I told Her,"No.I'm half German and half Irish."

It was very time consuming

Me: Hi hungry, I'm American!

My Son: That only works if I said I was Hungarian...

Me: I could never make fun of a foreigner's poor English...

She just laughs and says, "Silly Daddy, I'm not hungry, I'm Nona." I didn't expect to be a grandfather so soon...

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I'm strong enough to do it......

That’s funny I don’t recall having a child with that name.

He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”

He went to the kitchen and discovered there was stewtonite.

It's ate a clock.

You know, just for the halibut...

This whole sub

And I thought to myself, "What a cold blooded thing to do!"

Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.

.. then I met this magical pig, and she gave me a potion to make me funnier.

Best ham sand witch ever.

But that would be time consuming.

He said "I'm a farmer see"

Meat me at the fridge hungry, we will find an eggcellant meal.

Dad: There’s food in the kitchen. I’ll make something later. Me: Thanks, Dad. Dad: No problem, hungry.

Then I gave him a mallet and a quarter, and said here’s a quarter pounder

The dad says “wow a talking goat!”

Dropped this nugget on my 9 year old for the millionth time in the car. 20 minute drive home from baseball practice . Today, he turned the tables. "Hi Driving, I'm Son. Hi Frowning, I'm Son. Hi Grimacing, I'm Son. Hi Twitching, I'm Son." So proud right now. #dadwin

Then go get some food, you lazy ass.

Dad: What do you need it for, Hungry?

Hungry holds up a broken pencil

Dad: Well, I don't see the point.

I haven't eaten since last year!

Haven't slept, showered or eaten all year!

I told him to go finnish his dinner

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Dad: I'm not thaaat great!

im sorry

My 4 year old son started telling me he wants to eat by saying "I'm hungry but I'm not called that, I just want some food."

Whenever I get really hungry, I like to eat at taxidermy shops, cause I always leave feeling stuffed.

Let me start off by saying that I'm a Geography buff.

Me: Dad, I'm hungry

Dad: That's impossible!

Me: How?

Dad: I've been to Hungary and its much more pleasant than you are!

Me: "I'm hungry"

Dad: "Nice to meet ya, Hungry, I'm Dave!"

Pretty much throughout my childhood anytime it would work: tired, bored, etc.

me: i'm hungry

dad: i'm paul, how do you do?

not our real names i know how reddit works ;)

Nice to meet you hungry.

The oldest in the book. My dad still does this to me about every day.

Unlike most Dads, whenever I told my dad that I was hungry he would always say: Go look at a mirror, you'll get fed up.

..My 8 year old told me it was because I wasn't eating to my full potential.

She got me good.

Sitting at my sister's house watching my niece.

My niece: "I'm hungry"

Me: "nice to meet you hungry"

My sister to my niece: "those cheesy jokes uncle says are called dadjokes"

Me: "guess I should go get some wine and crackers"

http://imgur.com/gallery/yRhOcJT

Hi hungry, I'm dad

I said "hi hungry i'm Austria do you wanna building an Empire"

Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm West Germany.

Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.

Son: Why did you have to name me this.

Dad: I named you Hungry, not This.

It was pretty time consuming

Dad: Hi hungry I’m dad.

Dad: “Hi, Hungry. I’m Friday, come over Saturday and we’ll have a Sunday.”

It was pretty time consuming

Hey hungry, I left

Native American dad: How, hungry.

Hi Hungary I’m Budapest

“Hi hungry I’m dad”

Nice to meet you, Hungry, I'm Dad.

"Hi, Hungry. I'm Friday. Come over on Saturday and we can have a Sundae."

"Are you kidding me?"

"No, I'm Dad."

"How can you be hungry you just ate yesterday?!"

DAD: Hi Hungary, I'm Czechoslovakia!

I haven't eaten all year.

My dad. Every single year.