Hot Topic

Did you know there is a religious holiday in April for people who eat hot food straight out of the oven?

It's called "Rahashashafashafahhgina".

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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The hot topic in Paris at the moment
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Did you hear about the girl who stopped going to hot topic?

She was never scene again.

 

source: hotelmarioshipslash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squiggleman4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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How I got kicked out of Hot Topic.

At the mall shopping for a new back pack for my daughter to use at school when we a saw Doctor Who themed one. My wife questioned if it would be big enough to hold all of our daughter's books...

"Don't worry," I said. "It's bigger in the inside." Then I started laughing like a mad man.

And that is the story of how I got kicked out of Hot Topic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nategifford
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2015
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Dadjoked the guy in Hot Topic today...

... when he went to the back to find a phone case for my friend. He came back out and said, "sorry, no dice."

I said, "that's okay, we were looking for phone cases."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitiumRibbon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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I work at Hot Topic and an older customer dropped some dad jokes in the store today.

An old gentleman walked in with his family today.

I asked, "What are you guys up to?"

the man replied, "Well, I'm 5 foot 9, and my wife is 5 foot 6."

I laughed and told him, "Surely you can't be serious."

And he said, "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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We had a bit of an awkward moment at home a while back...

My wife and I were doing a bit of roleplay in the bedroom. I had just handcuffed her to the bedhead when we heard one of the kids turning the door handle. I quickly threw the covers over the both of us and in walked my 7 year old son. He noticed the handcuffs, went really quiet and had this confused look on his face. After 15 seconds or so he asked my wife why she was handcuffed to the bed. She blushed and had to come up with a lie on the spot. She stammered out that daddy was just practicing with the handcuffs for his new job as a policeman and that my son should just go back into the lounge room and watch some TV.

A few weeks later I was asked to careers day at my son's school. My son stood up with me in front of the class and proudly announced his daddy was a policeman and that I lock up baddies. I didn't want to embarass him so I just played along. It turns out I was the one who was about to be embarassed. One of the kids asked if my son had ever seen me at work. My son said no but that he had seen me practicing using handcuffs on his mom. It went right over the kids heads but the teacher was very amused and couldn't stop giggling. I guess my wife and I would have been the hot topic in the staff room that day.

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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My brother tried to ban temperature-based puns...

but I still think they're cool.

They're a hot topic in our house.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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This pun made my friend not want to talk to me for a day

Ok, so this one needs a bit of buildup.

At the time (a week or so ago) I was making a homebrew item for DnD (for the uninformed, Homebrew are custom made items/classes/spells to use in a DnD game at the discretion of the DM (Dungeon Master)).

I had shown this item (shameless plug) to my friend (who is also the DM of the campaign I'm in now) in the hopes of using it in the campaign. He had pointed out that the item was a bit OP for it's cost and that the homebrew page I had made for it was too long. We were discussing ways to improve both the item and the page, and then got on the topic of magic items in general.

It went something along the lines of this:

DM: ... you can't really destroy a magic item before removing the magic from it. Like, you could try to melt down a magic sword for example, but all that would really do is make it too hot to hold. You could even bend it, but not outright destroy it.

Me: That's gotta be one pissed off magic sword.

DM: I mean, yeah, if it's sentient.

Me: Maybe it got so angry at being bent, that it gains sentience just spite you or something.

DM: Well, yeah maybe.

And this, people of reddit, is when the PUN, popped into my head.

Me: *leans in* you could say that the sword gained sentience cuz it got... bent out of shape.

A second or two of silence, and I see the pun register in his head, and I fucking lost it.

I then laugh for a straight minute. After about ten secunds of me busting a gut, he said "Aight, Imma head out"

We're cool now, but he really didn't want to talk to me the next day.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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A lot of people these days are talking about chilies.

I don’t understand? Why is it such a hot topic?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Did you hear about Australia heating up to 50Β°C?

It's a pretty hot topic right now.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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My Zippo

Sparks interest and ignites conversation. Tho it isn't heated discussion, its still a hot topic.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2016
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What do you call an emo news story?

A Hot Topic

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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So yesterday I made what I'm pretty sure qualifies as my first official dad joke. And I'm not even a dad.

Me and this girl I'm seeing were walking around the mall and we decided to go to Hot Topic to kill time. Walking around we saw some car fresheners with band logos on them and my gf picks one up and says "hmm I wonder what Nirvana smells like?"

Without hesitation I answer "Teen Spirit"

It was the most perfect joke set up ever and I don't think I'll ever top it. It was my magnum opus. I don't think she appreciated it as much as I did.

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Tights

So my younger sister is on the phone with a sales person from hot topic. she asked "yeah, and do you have the matching skeleton leggings?" my dad laughs and replies "Skeleton?! those are gonna be really tight!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2013
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Dads take on vegetable based rock bands

This is an older story, I think it was roughly 98 or 99. My little brother was getting into rock and was listening to Limp Biskit and Korn. He saved up some money to get a CD so my dad took him to Sam Goody. My little brother gets the newest hit record by Korn and brings it to the counter and check out. With my dad by his side, he places the record on the counter and the late nineties rocker chick, loaded up with tons of eye liner and hot topic wear working the cash register says "oh yeah! I love Korn, I know everything about them, I have all their records." Without a fucking second thought and the straightest face, my dad says "I guess that makes you a little corny."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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