It's easy to get carried away.
Dad told me I should weigh the pros and cons first.
Blimp My Ride
I closed the window after a minute, and everyone disappeared from inside the space shuttle!
But that career never really got off the ground
You might say that they’re pumped.
Everything is still up in the air.
Because it's a Trump-pet
Because high inflation rates
On the other hand, they were great at mountain golfing.
I just can’t seem to get it off the ground
He's got the high life.
I was having dinner with a friend's family. Her grandmother starts telling us about her secret to cooking digestible beans. She says the secret is to boil them with a little baking soda to release excess gas.
Her dad is listening and perks up when she says this. "you know her real secret right? She only cooks 239 beans at a time"
We all look at him puzzled, grandma included.
"Well if she cooked one more they would be too farty!" (240)
Climate ConTroll.
...It did not. Email exchange with dad:
Dad: Hey son, how were the balloons?
Me: Total lie. There was 1 balloon for 15 minutes.
Dad: That blows.
but honestly I'm not a fan.
