What do you call a unicorne with two horns?
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I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What do you call an expert wine taster from the horn of Africa?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I donβt mean to toot my own horn
But sometimes I have trouble getting into the driverβs seat.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns donβt work.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns donβt work. π
(Courtesy of my 9 year old).
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
The Egyptian government has asked Cairoβs taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.
Operation Toot And Calm βEm will last a week.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you call a cow with horns painted red?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.
It was a toot and car moon.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I don't like to toot my own horn,
But that's why I'm a terrible trumpet player.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Have you heard of the disease that causes horns, spots, and hooves?
Scientists and doctors agree it's caused by a mootation
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︎ Jan 14 2020
My daughter put her eye patch on my girlfriend's head like a horn.
Who knew she was able to breed unicornias
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Dad jokes that you overuse in public that infuriate your partner?
So my partner probably wants to stab me more than i think. Almost every time she ask is me to βput the kettle onβ I respond βI canβt, it wonβt fitβ or if weβre shopping and Iβm asked βdo you need a bagβ I point at her and say βitβs fine I brought my ownβ there are others, but they currently evade my 2am brain.
I feel I need some new ones to keep her on her toes and what better place than this sanctum of one liners (except for this post, for which I apologise).
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︎ Jan 16 2021
My car horn wasnβt working, so I took it to a Boy Scout.
He fixed it and said, βBeep repairedβ
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︎ Feb 25 2019
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
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︎ Oct 19 2017
What do you call a unicorn with a corn cob instead of a horn
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Better Classic Blonde Joke
How can you tell a blonde has been blowing the car horn?
All the lipstick on the steering wheel.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What has one horn and gives milk?
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︎ Dec 22 2018
Did you know there is a new horse species with one eye and a horn?
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︎ Oct 14 2019
What do you call a unicorn with its horn cut off?
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︎ Dec 20 2018
What does Japanese bull say just before killing someone with its horns?
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︎ Jun 04 2019
What does a cowβs car horn sounds like?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
What's the point of a Narwhal's horn?
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︎ Aug 03 2019
If a unicorn is a horse with one horn...
a horse with zero horns is an acorn.
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︎ Feb 23 2019
I blew out my subwoofer yesterday
Iβve never felt so debased
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︎ Nov 12 2020
If ants had horns what will they be called?
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︎ Jul 04 2019
How do you call horns for insects?
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︎ May 06 2019
I hate to toot my own horn, but.....
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Seismologists predict a 9.2 magnitude earthquake will hit the Horn of Africa region.
It will really shake Djibouti.
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︎ Jan 10 2019
My dadβs horse grew a horn out of its forehead after it ate this strange mutant maize.
It was a real unique corn.
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︎ Oct 04 2018
Youβll chuckle when you figure it out. :)
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Iβve been learning to play a Ramβs Horn.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
How to draw a horse in two steps:
- Draw a unicorn.
- Erase his horn.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Dear driver of the car behind me.
Honking the horn won't make me text any faster.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Not to toot my own horn but...
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︎ Mar 04 2020
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
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︎ May 08 2019
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why do Cows wear the bells
Because their horns don't work.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What do you call a unicorn with no horn?
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︎ Apr 13 2018
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Why do cows wear a bell?
Because their horns don't work.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
What has one horn and gives milk?
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︎ Apr 06 2018
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