A list of puns related to "Horatio Sanz"
Didnβt know he could still pull gigs after the accusations of grooming came out.
I'm devastated by this news. Sanz was always one of my main guys. But this isn't the time to act sentimental.
Sanz invited the child to an SNL after party when she was 16 and he fed her alcohol
A week later he invited her to an SNL party and encouraged her to sit on his lap, in front of his co-workers, while he manhandled her breasts and allegedly fingered her.
Sanz explicitly instructed the girl to keep their relationship and communications secret. "Don't tell anybody. Promise?" He knew what he was doing
After witnessing Sanz grope the breasts of the girl a fellow NBC employee asked him, "Are you fucking serious?" Again, Sanz knew what he was doing
Years later the woman whom he'd molested as a child ran into Sanz. He allegedly admitted to having cybersex with her and claimed that he'd masturbated while chatting with her while she was underage
"On November 27, 2019, the suit claims, Sanz said in a text-message conversation that he βfelt terrible aboutβ hooking up with her when she was 16, that he was βvery sorry,β and that βI was a creep but a wounded creep. And Iβve tried to make amends since quitting drinking.β Among other messages Sanz allegedly sent include one saying that he would βswear on a stack of improv books β¦ Iβm a different person,β that he was βvery immature and had very limited sexual awareness,β and that he βwasnβt really thinking. But I really didnβt do that with others. It was a f***ing big mistake. Iβm very sorry. If you want to metoo me you have every right. Just believe me Iβm not like that anymore.β - Vulture, which long ago absorbed Splitsider, which was a site focused on serious news about comedians.
If he's "not like that anymore," then he certainly was like that previously
There you have it--Sanz admitted to his crimes and there are text messages to back it up. There's no debate to be had aside from how this revelation should be handled. While we all adore the living fuck out of Horatio and his amazing contributions to SNL, he's now an admitted pedophile. I don't pretend to know what the suitable repercussions should be, but he has to face them when they come.
Anyone else love those? Those were always my favorite back in the early 2000s.
I got a notification that 226 with Paul Feig and Horatio Sanz was just added. Is that right? Why would they be adding Horatio episodes back in now?
House of Pies star Ben Schwartz aka Benny Schwaz & Saturday Night Pies alum Horatio Sanz are back to kick off the new year on Comedy Bing Bong! Everyone chats about Scottβs time working at Disneyland, Horatio dressing like Captain Crunch for a gig, and SNL dream casts before Uncle Stoney stops by to tell us all about his new projects. Then, the guys play the first Would You Rather of 2015! The End.
Original air dates: January 5, 2015
2015 Reddit Thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/Earwolf/comments/2rdu99/bang_bang_into_your_mouth_episode_327_of_comedy/
Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/comedy-bang-bang-the-podcast-55056/e/45739605
Photos: https://www.earwolf.com/episode/bang-bang-into-your-mouth/
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Comedian extraordinaire and voice of Comedy Central, Kyle Kinane is back on the show to settle the debate with Scott on how long itβs been since heβs been on Comedy Bang! Bang! Theyβll chat about his previous attempts at naming his new special βLoose in Chicago,β getting on some wheels in the desert, and an unusual popcorn situation at the movies. Plus, relationship specialist Dr. Julius Jackson arrives to offer help to Scott and Kyle on their relationships with a little humor sprinkled in.
Original air dates: October 10, 2016
Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=47989616
2016 Reddit Thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/Earwolf/comments/5791hw/throw_it_on_the_floor_episode_450_of_comedy_bang/
Photos: https://www.earwolf.com/episode/throw-it-on-the-floor/
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/snl-alum-horatio-sanz-accused-lawsuit-grooming-underage-fan-sexually-n1276776
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