Mama Frog was really struggling with her youngest, Little Hop. He couldn’t seem to sit still!

That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.

You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.

Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..

And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, β€œIf you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”

Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.

Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.

And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!

And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..

β€œI toad you so.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
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A frog hops into the credit union and meets with his loan officer, Ms. Black. She asks if he has any collateral for the loan?

The frog pulls out a small weird shaped item, made of ceramic. Ms. Black isn’t sure what to make of it, so she asks her manager. He takes one look at the item, and says, β€œWhy that’s a knick knack Patty Black, give that frog a loan!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamkeerock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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What did the frog say after he hopped into the library?

Reddit...reddit...reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Username_000001
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Have you been drinking? I smell beer on your breath.

No, I’ve been eating frog legs. What you smell is the hops!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Buhdum tiss imgur.com/o0FWnbr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/quinns21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What happened to frog who parked illegally?

... He got toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuIius_Seizure95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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My dad at a fancy restaurant...

Dad: "Do you have frogs legs?" Waitress: "Yes" Dad: "Great! Hop over the counter and get me a beer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yensooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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Frog legs

Friend's Dad was at a bar/ restaurant and asked the waitress "Do you still have frog legs?" When the waitress said yes, friend's Dad said "Why don't you hop back to the kitchen and get me a bowl of chili."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAdd24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2013
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You’ve been drinking beer haven’t you? I smell it on your breath.

No, I’ve been eating frogs’ legs...what you smell is the hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Hops

Wife: You've been drinking beer. I smell it on your breath.

Husband: No, I've been eating frog legs. You're smelling the hops.

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