I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I'm pretty good at history but I recently read about a Nazi war criminal who I'd never heard of before.
His name didn't ring any GΓΆ- bells.
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︎ Jun 24 2021
Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
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︎ Apr 05 2021
I just watched a documentary on the history of the WD-40.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I've recently started writing an Ebook about the history of citrus fruits.
It's nowhere near finished, but the first chapter's on lime.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Today I read a pamphlet on the history of incandescent bulbs...
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Who was the most jovial conqueror in human history?
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︎ Jun 16 2021
Iβm reading a book on the history of glue....
I canβt seem to put it down.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
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︎ Jun 29 2021
Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
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︎ Jun 23 2021
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
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︎ Jun 16 2021
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
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︎ May 25 2021
The one and only acceptable way of advertising
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︎ Jun 25 2021
My friend was trying to feed her baby but he was having none of it. I said "Try the Airplane."
She said, "Airplane? What is it?"
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
In history class, the teacher taught said the Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and to write an essay on it. A student handed in his work with "The Magna Carta was signed in 1215" written 150 times.
The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"
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︎ May 09 2021
Ah sorry i didn't read the name of the subreddit right
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︎ Jun 30 2021
Why can't Thanos watch the Argentinian history musical?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I hadnβt used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I donβt mean to brag but this is the single greatest post Iβve ever made on reddit.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?
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︎ May 18 2021
My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What is the opposite of isolate?
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︎ Jun 26 2021
I need someone to repair the stone wall in the front of my house, but I donβt have a lot of money.
Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.
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︎ Jun 11 2021
All hail the holy antlers of the deer god
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︎ May 19 2021
The CEO of IKEA was just selected as the Prime Minister of Sweden
Heβs assembling his cabinet.
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︎ Jul 02 2021
It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is β¦
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︎ Jun 04 2021
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
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︎ Jul 27 2020
True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
The Adventures of the Mathmagician (an educational and punny comic).
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︎ Jun 24 2021
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Who was the funniest pope in history?
Pope Hilarius (AD 461 - AD 468)
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︎ Mar 28 2021
A man went to the doctorβs and told him, βI feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.β
He said, βWow, thatβs the worst case of parking sonβs disease Iβve ever seen.β
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︎ Jun 30 2021
I am reading a book on the history of lubricants.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What's the opposite of ladyfinger?
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︎ Jun 24 2021
the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
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︎ Apr 14 2021
If someone told me tomorrow is the start of a new month...
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︎ Jul 01 2021
What is the hairiest side of a gorilla?
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︎ Jun 28 2021
The cast of βFriendsβ got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Have I not yet told you my summary about the history of clocks?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
The magic of the pun
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︎ Jun 08 2021
What's the best time of day on a clock?
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︎ Jun 22 2021
The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life
After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"
He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"
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︎ Jun 02 2021
The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What was the name of Robin Hood's Dad?
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Iβve just started my new book: βthe history of glueβ
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︎ Jan 20 2021
My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
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︎ May 02 2021
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI βs head.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
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