I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I'm pretty good at history but I recently read about a Nazi war criminal who I'd never heard of before.

His name didn't ring any GΓΆ- bells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies

If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadtman1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I just watched a documentary on the history of the WD-40.

It’s non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.

It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I've recently started writing an Ebook about the history of citrus fruits.

It's nowhere near finished, but the first chapter's on lime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Today I read a pamphlet on the history of incandescent bulbs...

It was light reading.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Who was the most jovial conqueror in human history?

Atilla the Fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Microsofte
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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I’m reading a book on the history of glue....

I can’t seem to put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?

handshakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarjuful_Tabeeb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.

But Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.

He said no.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superuglypotate
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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The one and only acceptable way of advertising
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supdawggg00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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My friend was trying to feed her baby but he was having none of it. I said "Try the Airplane."

She said, "Airplane? What is it?"

"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.

But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2021
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In history class, the teacher taught said the Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and to write an essay on it. A student handed in his work with "The Magna Carta was signed in 1215" written 150 times.

The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Ah sorry i didn't read the name of the subreddit right
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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Why can't Thanos watch the Argentinian history musical?

He... Is... Inevitable!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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I hadn’t used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I don’t mean to brag but this is the single greatest post I’ve ever made on reddit.
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So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?

K9P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsVoodoo
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.

Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXJustaGuy420Xx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What is the opposite of isolate?

Yousoearly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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I need someone to repair the stone wall in the front of my house, but I don’t have a lot of money.

Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riverrat423
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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All hail the holy antlers of the deer god
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWizardSquirrel
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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The CEO of IKEA was just selected as the Prime Minister of Sweden

He’s assembling his cabinet.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2021
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It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is …

Real Stupid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billwashere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.

"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."

Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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The Adventures of the Mathmagician (an educational and punny comic).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovedepository
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye45_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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Who was the funniest pope in history?

Pope Hilarius (AD 461 - AD 468)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CantPickCoffee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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A man went to the doctor’s and told him, β€œI feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.”

He said, β€œWow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”

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I am reading a book on the history of lubricants.

It's non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What's the opposite of ladyfinger?

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kryptoh_Knight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetNaeNaed06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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If someone told me tomorrow is the start of a new month...

...I’d say Julying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuckyTaco_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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What is the hairiest side of a gorilla?

The outside

gorilla jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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The cast of β€œFriends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.

Because Lisa Kudrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Have I not yet told you my summary about the history of clocks?

Well, it's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustHumanGarbage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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The magic of the pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jollygreeninja
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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What's the best time of day on a clock?
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life

After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"

I asked him, "Are you a vet?"

He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moose_Winchester
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_patataa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What was the name of Robin Hood's Dad?

Father Hood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BARGOBLEN
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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I’ve just started my new book: β€˜the history of glue’

I can’t put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayonfingers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mefingers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI β€˜s head.

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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