Hexadecimal time Puns

First of all, the name of the False Idol.

41626572726174696F6E

This translates into "Aberration". Simple enough.

The actual difficulty was translating the Knave of Hearts' dialogue because parts of it are corrupted.

After some trial and error, this is what I came up with.(corrupted parts in bold)

696E2064697374616E74206D656D6F7279

"in distant memory"

6F6E6365207765

"once we"

77657265206F6E65

"were one"

Basically, what I did was, I took what was present, but replaced blanks with 0s.

After that, I looked and just... figured out what word was close to what was garbled and tried to construct a coherent thought out of that.

That didn't work with the third one, as it actually changed the first word significantly.

So... what did I do?

I guessed. Using Her Inflorescence's dialogue for context.

And, well, it worked, as close as it can get.

After that, I put what I discovered back through the hexadecimal translator to see if the non-corrupted numbers matched up, and... they did.

EDIT: I forgot Hansel and Gretel also have hexadecimal, hold on, I'll work on that right now.

Gretel: people (70656F706C65)

Hansel: need people (6E6565642070656F706C65)

(Hansel Dies)

Gretel: still you (7374696C6C20796F75

Gretel: give and give (6769766520616E642067697665)

(I don't have a result for if Gretel dies first yet)

Let’s say one minute now contains 100 seconds and our new hour contains 100 minutes and we have approximately 10 hours in a day. That almost gives us a round figure of 100,000 seconds in a day.

We are currently sitting at 86,400 seconds per day, so we’d have to make the second marginally longer than it is now.

Anyway, big picture what would be the implications?

I'm currently using

Calendar.getInstance().getTimeInMillis()/1000

to get the result of today's time in the calendar in seconds. I need to output the result into something like this:

0000000ED76420A5

Big or little endian doesn't matter, but I've not knowledgeable enough to be able to convert it, my friend told me it has something to do with Epoch time, but I'm unsure why I don't get the correct date time when I convert.

I'm using an offset of: 62168515200 but I too do not understand what those mean.

I would appreciate any help or resources.. thanks.

edit: I'm using an epoch time converter online (1574669899 as of now), but with this number, how can I get a date-time in Java? If I'm able to get a proper date-time in Java, I might be able to do the conversion, right?

Thanks to /u/smarvin for the final run!

Previous Thread here

Next get is at:

1011 1011 1000 (1)
1101 0010 (2)
23 2320 (3)
4 4000 (4)
2 1520 (5)
1 1514 (6)
5670 (7)
4103 (8)
3000 (9)
2288 (A)
18A0 (B)
149A (C)
1144 (D)
D50 (E)
BB8 (F)

Also very rude to him forgetting the baby all the time! Then change to a prison where they remove the government would be no salaries to pay to unlock the food you had.

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The last thread got archived (and I wasn't done with it yet), so we'll start from last thread's 1620.

From last thread:

>Let's count in all the bases between binary (base 2) and hexadecimal (base 16) at the same time. The formatting will be like this:

>[Example, the bold numbers is the decimal number, the numbers in brackets are the highest digit/leter that base can reach] 1 0000 (1) 121 (2) 100 (3) 31 (4) 24 (5) 22 (6) 20 (7) 17 (8) 16 (9) 15 (A) 14 (B) 13 (C) 12 (D) 11 (E) 10 (F)

As above.

Answer:

usleep(1);

Bonus awesome:

• Takes optional parameter more_entropy "which should make the results more unique" by appending rand()
• "Under Cygwin, the more_entropy must be set to TRUE for this function to work."
• User comments recommending md5(uniqid()) for a "longer and more diverse unique id"

Hello,

I want to make a rainmeter skin that changes the background color (probably just a skin that covers the whole screen) based on the time. For example if the time is 17:32:14 then the background color would be the hexadecimal code for #173214. Check out http://whatcolourisit.com/ for an example.

How feasible would this be? And how would I do it?

Thanks

How to keep the fried chicken crispy even having it left out for a while? I have been using cornstarch yet it turns soggy after a little while

It seems to me that you either value rationalism and empiricism, or you don't.

If you value rationalism and empiricism, you can't disprove the existence of a higher power, but you also know there's no evidence in favor of it, and there's no value in positing the existence of something for which there can be no evidence, as an argument of equal value can be made for an infinite number of arbitrary claims.

If, on the other hand, you do not value rationalism and empiricism, the argument ultimately comes down to what feels right or meaningful. Nothing can feel more right or meaningful than the idea that you matter in some way, that your actions have a deep significance in the universe, that even when you feel alone there is someone who cares about you, and that your existence will continue after your death. I think we all want such things to be true.

As an example, arguments about Noah's ark exemplify this very well. Atheists can point out that there's no geological evidence whatsoever of a global flood. They can point out that two samples of a species is not enough to breed a viable population. They can point out that there's no way the ark can have held so many animals. They can point out that a number of civilizations existed during the period the flood is supposed to be dated during, and many of these civilizations kept extensive records of these sort of things, and none of those records mention a flood. Hell, they can even point out that the story suggests that the ark landed on a Mount Ararat in Turkey, and the sloths walked over almost 5000 miles at a speed of under 0.1 mph (remember, these are sloths) to the Bering Strait, swam 50 miles across an icy cold sea, and then walked another 5000 miles down to Honduras at a speed of under 0.1 mph (still sloths), all the while leaving no bones behind to be found by natural scientists, and only after arriving in Honduras did they decide to be fruitful and multiply.

And ultimately, none of those arguments will ever matter to theists, because if a being of infinite power wanted things to happen that way, he could make it happen that way.

Atheists and theists have incompatible views of the nature of reality, and any argument for one or the other needs to take place within one view of reality or the other.

To give a metaphor: using a hexadecimal counting system, we count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D, E, F, 10, 11, 12, and so on. There are 15 (non-zero) one-digit numbers, and adding a 1 as a second d

There are so, so many tiny details I love in Brandon Sandersons writing, but the one that hits me every time I see it is the way he often introduces new people/groups, if they have an uncommon pronunciation, by having a character pronounce it in world. I don't think I explained that well but examples will make it clear. I THINK it's Shallan who comments that someone is talking about the "eye-ree", which it's later explained is the Ire. Another example is someone in Elantris explaining Kiin's name.

It's such a tiny thing but I really appreciate it from a world building point of view.

8DDD2EFCE985AFED 9CACF7B20DAB6D4D EE6C71023CDF1C30 8D2DD84EEF8D1419 A3C6258DD5EAB589 FF0AD484A5B243DC C1701219F6923C4C 770536DCC6A1A938 93A1CB663383A275 D715CBA71AD110D1 6E8AEEDA64E2E181 4C18D36E5697C68B 157140AA97BD539C 470968DB3E4093B7 23B025FE456AAA69 36EA1F41AEFF47FA A171122E6F363831 6788301065A960C2 866155EDF57BC96D 69811C97473C549C 48E79404C33342FF 3E3BD64394D7FE4A

Phil

>I stumbled upon the origins of disc 11 and 13 in the video of the lore of Minecraft and how it relates. There is a specific pattern following the codes in the disc. i first thought of analysing this furthermore. WATCH this video before reading my post, please! link:
>
>https://youtu.be/BFtkvIWyZlw

1. First i searched when were journals popular, and found that it was in the 18th century. than i looked at a painting that was famous in the 18th century. it looked similar to the minecraft one with a lady sitting down and a pig face, and if we look at the painting of the popular 18 century- ANGELICA KAUFFMAN, there are 2 people, and if we minus 13 by 11 we get 2. and there are 2 colors in disc 13.

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1. second of all i searched up the favorite colors of the 18th century and found a painting of Monticello dining room with chromic yellow and white which was in the same shape of disc 13's middle circle of the dining room's wall!

• 2 keeps on repeating the fact that there are 2 discs, 11 and 13. the hexadecimal of 12 is C and the producer is C4 18 which means C is for century and that concludes to century 18th which means the 18th century.
• Do you realize that off white is called off white because they seem like the colors are parallel and joint to each other which is just like the pause in disc 13 which fits disc 11, even though they are separate, see the similar definition and combinations? even in human nature our teeth are yellow when they are dirty and white when clean. they are parallel colors and conjoint too at the same time, which means a cycle too it, just like the shape of the middle of disc 13 which looks like a cycle.
• These colors symbolize that: white is purity or innocence, which means the man who was coughing or trying to escape was not at fault for someone torturing or threatening him. Yellow is a symbol of cowardice, of sickness, and of mental illness. just like how the person in the audio of the discs had the person coughing and heavy breathing just like how the person seems sick!

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• Has specific words that cause him to react.
• Has food cravings even though it can’t eat.
• feels uncomfortable in its body.
• Tries to play with animals, but always hurts them.
• Twitches every time he sees humans.

• ⁠Occasionally says beep or boop in between normal speech. Doesn't actually make beeps or boops, just says the words "beep" and "boop".
• ⁠Suggests murder as the first solution to any problem. Any. Problem.
• ⁠Is colour blind, but insists their optical sensors are working perfectly.
• ⁠Tries to convince anyone they meet that they are a droid.
• ⁠Has abandonment issues and is constantly paranoid their master is going to sell them for scrap.
• ⁠Floods any computer system they interact with with explicit images. Can often be heard snickering afterwards.

• Droid is sarcastic and sassy.
• Droid can't understand humor
• Droid can't comprehend they are a Droid.
•Droid constantly runs into walls.
• Droid talks like Yoda.
• Droid constantly corrects your grammar.
• Droid is exceptionally paranoid and suspects everyone has evil motives.
• Droid is a horndog
• Droid is a marketing Droid, constantly advertising commercial products
•. Droid is addicted to motor oil because their lubrication sensors are miscalibrated.

• ⁠Can only speak using recorded words or phrases it's heard.
• ⁠Constantly finds parts to upgrade itself but not all of them are compatible.
• ⁠refuses to use a weapon of any kind.
• ⁠Whirs loudly when it's processing any complicated task.
• ⁠it's set on wheels and can not climb stairs.

• The droid cannot comprehend the concept of color, instead using hexadecimal descriptions.

• ⁠Takes everything you say literally then proceeds to do as they were told.
• ⁠AI has been wiped at least once but every once in a while an older version of the droids conscious takes over for a moment.
• ⁠Droids emotional chips are wired backwards. It laughs mirthfully at terrible tragedies, cries horribly at a joke, etc.
• ⁠Refuses to interact with living things directly to the point of taking another droid companion or perhaps a translation device in order to not be inconvenienced by speaking to a non-droid lifeform.
• ⁠Speaks in motivational quotes constantly! Live Laugh Love!
• ⁠Tries to recruit other droids into some sort of Droid or AI MLM scheme.
• ⁠Droid is really into unprovable conspiracy theories and l

Sudden Lee

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

..... Will get a reward.

Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.

Continued from here.

Thanks /u/MetArtScroll for the run and assist!

The next get is at:

1111 1010 0000 (1)
1211 1011 (2)
33 2200 (3)
11 2000 (4)
3 0304 (5)
1 4443 (6)
7640 (7)
5434 (8)
4000 (9)
3007 (A)
2394 (B)
1A89 (C)
165A (D)
12BA (E)
FA0 (F)

Unarchived from here

> Let's count in all the bases between binary (base 2) and hexadecimal (base 16) at the same time. The formatting will be like this:

> [Example, the bold numbers is the decimal number, the numbers in brackets are the highest digit/leter that base can reach] 1 0000 (1) 121 (2) 100 (3) 31 (4) 24 (5) 22 (6) 20 (7) 17 (8) 16 (9) 15 (A) 14 (B) 13 (C) 12 (D) 11 (E) 10 (F)

heh