I had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A Mathemachicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Locoboco2018
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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My experiment of cross breeding a hen with a Slinky has failed...

Alas, I've no spring chicken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What do you call a hen that’s good at arithmetic?

A mathamachicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktbugrl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call it when all the hens in the henhouse quit on the same day?

Chicken tenders.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What did a hen say to a rude rooster?
  • Be a little less COCKy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doom_dodo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What kind of eggs does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aderhold22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do you call a farmer that raises hens?

A chicken tender.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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A friend of mine brought a hen to a kegger but was thrown out

Turns out he committed party fowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I recently got a hen to regularly count her eggs

She's a real mathemachicken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cokedupbunny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Hen tie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Djhenry2018
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Hen-Tie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsdottom
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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If you have to carry a heavy hen...

It becomes a Birden.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Henopause...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigglesthefirst
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Hens were often used in the Revolutionary War to identify colonists that were loyal to the Crown.

You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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The roosters and hens were staging an uprising...

They called it a chicken coup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corleone_Michael
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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hen you want to add some flavor to your sex life [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iziahzay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Hen tie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pelizsombi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Did you hear about all the hens attacking the farmer inside the hen house?

It was a chicken coup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Kar-hen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RYDOGE21_YT_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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What do you get if you feed Whisky to hens?

Scotch eggs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What happens when a hen looks at a lettuce?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EasyTigrr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Why do hens and roosters hardly ever fly?

Because they’re chicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What did the rooster do to impress the hen?

He wrote poultry for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abacadavocados
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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A hen asks her guests what they'd like to drink.

"Tea," says the mouse. "Water," says the giraffe. "Pop," goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What do you call a gay chicken?

A lesbi-hen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kn1ghtpr1nce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Eggs use me. What?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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When is a hen just following the letter W
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketrhinoceros
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuttcake
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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I had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyJelloJiggles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathamachicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thestankypopster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I once had a hen who could count her own eggs..

She was a mathemachicken.

(Checks out!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gnarseph
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?

A mathamachicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cieralindsea
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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I had a hen who could count her own eggs...

She was a mathemachicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iAmCleatis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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You know, my hen counts her own eggs...

She’s a mathemachicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6ucy6ucifer6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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I had a hen that could count its own eggs.

It was a mathemachicken.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What do you call a hen that can count?

A mathamachicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9w_lf9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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