I had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken.
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
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My experiment of cross breeding a hen with a Slinky has failed...
Alas, I've no spring chicken!
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︎ Mar 06 2021
What do you call a hen thatβs good at arithmetic?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What do you call it when all the hens in the henhouse quit on the same day?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What did a hen say to a rude rooster?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What kind of eggs does an evil hen lay?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What do you call a farmer that raises hens?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
A friend of mine brought a hen to a kegger but was thrown out
Turns out he committed party fowl
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I recently got a hen to regularly count her eggs
She's a real mathemachicken!
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Hen tie
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Hen-Tie
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︎ May 19 2020
If you have to carry a heavy hen...
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Henopause...
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Hens were often used in the Revolutionary War to identify colonists that were loyal to the Crown.
You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
The roosters and hens were staging an uprising...
They called it a chicken coup
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︎ Jun 16 2020
hen you want to add some flavor to your sex life [OC]
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Hen tie
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Did you hear about all the hens attacking the farmer inside the hen house?
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Kar-hen
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︎ Jan 09 2020
What do you get if you feed Whisky to hens?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
What happens when a hen looks at a lettuce?
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︎ Aug 04 2019
Why do hens and roosters hardly ever fly?
Because theyβre chicken
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︎ Nov 03 2019
What did the rooster do to impress the hen?
He wrote poultry for her.
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How do hens stay fit?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
A hen asks her guests what they'd like to drink.
"Tea," says the mouse.
"Water," says the giraffe.
"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Nov 16 2019
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
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︎ Jul 11 2020
What do you call a gay chicken?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Eggs use me. What?
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︎ Apr 05 2020
When is a hen just following the letter W
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︎ Jan 14 2019
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken!
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
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︎ Jul 11 2019
I had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I once had a hen who could count her own eggs..
She was a mathemachicken.
(Checks out!)
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?
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︎ Sep 01 2019
I had a hen who could count her own eggs...
She was a mathemachicken.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
You know, my hen counts her own eggs...
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︎ Feb 03 2019
I had a hen that could count its own eggs.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
What do you call a hen that can count?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
How do hens stay fit?
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How do hens stay fit?
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What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?
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