I had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken.
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οΈ Mar 20 2021
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
My experiment of cross breeding a hen with a Slinky has failed...
Alas, I've no spring chicken!
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οΈ Mar 06 2021
What do you call a hen thatβs good at arithmetic?
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οΈ Dec 10 2020
What do you call it when all the hens in the henhouse quit on the same day?
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οΈ Dec 18 2020
What did a hen say to a rude rooster?
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οΈ Dec 19 2020
What kind of eggs does an evil hen lay?
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οΈ Nov 15 2020
A friend of mine brought a hen to a kegger but was thrown out
Turns out he committed party fowl
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οΈ Oct 28 2020
What do you call a farmer that raises hens?
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οΈ Oct 27 2020
I recently got a hen to regularly count her eggs
She's a real mathemachicken!
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οΈ Sep 25 2020
Hen tie
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οΈ Jun 08 2020
Hen-Tie
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οΈ May 19 2020
Henopause...
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οΈ Mar 26 2021
If you have to carry a heavy hen...
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οΈ Jul 09 2020
Hens were often used in the Revolutionary War to identify colonists that were loyal to the Crown.
You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?
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οΈ Sep 17 2020
The roosters and hens were staging an uprising...
They called it a chicken coup
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οΈ Jun 16 2020
hen you want to add some flavor to your sex life [OC]
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οΈ Dec 11 2019
Hen tie
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οΈ Jan 05 2020
Did you hear about all the hens attacking the farmer inside the hen house?
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οΈ Jun 15 2020
What do you get if you feed Whisky to hens?
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οΈ Apr 20 2020
Kar-hen
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οΈ Jan 09 2020
What do you call a gay chicken?
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οΈ Apr 05 2021
What happens when a hen looks at a lettuce?
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οΈ Aug 04 2019
Why do hens and roosters hardly ever fly?
Because theyβre chicken
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οΈ Nov 03 2019
What did the rooster do to impress the hen?
He wrote poultry for her.
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οΈ Jan 20 2019
How do hens stay fit?
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οΈ Nov 08 2019
A hen asks her guests what they'd like to drink.
"Tea," says the mouse.
"Water," says the giraffe.
"Pop," goes the weasel.
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οΈ Nov 16 2019
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
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οΈ Jul 11 2020
Eggs use me. What?
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οΈ Apr 05 2020
When is a hen just following the letter W
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οΈ Jan 14 2019
An old couple sat on their porch in the morning after they let the chickens out of the coupe. They wanted to count how many hens the rooster fucked. The wife was counting one, two, three, four, five, six! Six times she proclaimed!
He responds, βYeah with a different chick each time!β
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οΈ Jan 29 2020
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
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οΈ Jul 13 2020
I had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken!
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οΈ Oct 25 2020
What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?
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οΈ Aug 09 2020
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
ποΈ 13k
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οΈ Jul 11 2019
I had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken.
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οΈ Apr 29 2020
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
ποΈ 53
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οΈ Jul 12 2020
I once had a hen who could count her own eggs..
She was a mathemachicken.
(Checks out!)
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οΈ Sep 05 2020
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Jul 14 2020
What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?
ποΈ 74
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οΈ May 03 2020
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
ποΈ 74
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οΈ Nov 27 2019
What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?
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οΈ Sep 01 2019
I had a hen who could count her own eggs...
She was a mathemachicken.
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οΈ Aug 28 2019
You know, my hen counts her own eggs...
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οΈ Feb 03 2019
I had a hen that could count its own eggs.
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οΈ Sep 24 2019
What do you call a hen that can count?
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οΈ Nov 20 2019
How do hens stay fit?
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οΈ Nov 18 2019
What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?
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οΈ Sep 14 2019
How do hens stay fit?
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οΈ Nov 05 2019
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