I had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 28
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LopsidedTeaching8583
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A Mathemachicken

πŸ‘οΈŽ 216
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Locoboco2018
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2021
🚨︎ report
My experiment of cross breeding a hen with a Slinky has failed...

Alas, I've no spring chicken!

πŸ‘οΈŽ 10
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a hen that’s good at arithmetic?

A mathamachicken

πŸ‘οΈŽ 98
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ktbugrl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call it when all the hens in the henhouse quit on the same day?

Chicken tenders.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 8
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i_fuckin_luv_it_mate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2020
🚨︎ report
What did a hen say to a rude rooster?
  • Be a little less COCKy.
πŸ‘οΈŽ 3
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doom_dodo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2020
🚨︎ report
What kind of eggs does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs

πŸ‘οΈŽ 11
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aderhold22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15 2020
🚨︎ report
A friend of mine brought a hen to a kegger but was thrown out

Turns out he committed party fowl

πŸ‘οΈŽ 2
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a farmer that raises hens?

A chicken tender.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 7
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2020
🚨︎ report
I recently got a hen to regularly count her eggs

She's a real mathemachicken!

πŸ‘οΈŽ 8
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cokedupbunny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2020
🚨︎ report
Hen tie
πŸ‘οΈŽ 49
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Djhenry2018
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2020
🚨︎ report
Hen-Tie
πŸ‘οΈŽ 42
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tsdottom
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2020
🚨︎ report
Henopause...
πŸ‘οΈŽ 69
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gigglesthefirst
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2021
🚨︎ report
If you have to carry a heavy hen...

It becomes a Birden.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 11
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crazy_and_lazy_Daisy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2020
🚨︎ report
Hens were often used in the Revolutionary War to identify colonists that were loyal to the Crown.

You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?

πŸ‘οΈŽ 2
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thoroughly_Bemused
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17 2020
🚨︎ report
The roosters and hens were staging an uprising...

They called it a chicken coup

πŸ‘οΈŽ 6
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Corleone_Michael
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2020
🚨︎ report
hen you want to add some flavor to your sex life [OC]
πŸ‘οΈŽ 246
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Iziahzay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2019
🚨︎ report
Hen tie
πŸ‘οΈŽ 33
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pelizsombi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about all the hens attacking the farmer inside the hen house?

It was a chicken coup.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 8
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you get if you feed Whisky to hens?

Scotch eggs

πŸ‘οΈŽ 7
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/td941
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2020
🚨︎ report
Kar-hen
πŸ‘οΈŽ 12
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RYDOGE21_YT_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a gay chicken?

A lesbi-hen

πŸ‘οΈŽ 74
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kn1ghtpr1nce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2021
🚨︎ report
What happens when a hen looks at a lettuce?

Chicken Caesar Salad

πŸ‘οΈŽ 50
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EasyTigrr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do hens and roosters hardly ever fly?

Because they’re chicken

πŸ‘οΈŽ 13
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/martianrome
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the rooster do to impress the hen?

He wrote poultry for her.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 347
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abacadavocados
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2019
🚨︎ report
How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

πŸ‘οΈŽ 14
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2019
🚨︎ report
A hen asks her guests what they'd like to drink.

"Tea," says the mouse. "Water," says the giraffe. "Pop," goes the weasel.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 10
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce

Chicken sees a salad

πŸ‘οΈŽ 11k
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tjeters
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2020
🚨︎ report
Eggs use me. What?
πŸ‘οΈŽ 12k
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2020
🚨︎ report
When is a hen just following the letter W
πŸ‘οΈŽ 82
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rocketrhinoceros
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2019
🚨︎ report
An old couple sat on their porch in the morning after they let the chickens out of the coupe. They wanted to count how many hens the rooster fucked. The wife was counting one, two, three, four, five, six! Six times she proclaimed!

He responds, β€œYeah with a different chick each time!”

πŸ‘οΈŽ 2
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jumbawumba07
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

πŸ‘οΈŽ 10k
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2020
🚨︎ report
I had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken!

πŸ‘οΈŽ 17
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken!

πŸ‘οΈŽ 64
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cuttcake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

πŸ‘οΈŽ 13k
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/takes_joke_literally
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2019
🚨︎ report
I had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 173
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyJelloJiggles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathamachicken.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 53
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thestankypopster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2020
🚨︎ report
I once had a hen who could count her own eggs..

She was a mathemachicken.

(Checks out!)

πŸ‘οΈŽ 18
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amar610
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

πŸ‘οΈŽ 2
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 74
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gnarseph
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

πŸ‘οΈŽ 74
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?

A mathamachicken

πŸ‘οΈŽ 73
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cieralindsea
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2019
🚨︎ report
I had a hen who could count her own eggs...

She was a mathemachicken.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 49
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iAmCleatis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2019
🚨︎ report
You know, my hen counts her own eggs...

She’s a mathemachicken

πŸ‘οΈŽ 78
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/6ucy6ucifer6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2019
🚨︎ report
I had a hen that could count its own eggs.

It was a mathemachicken.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 5
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilengineerwhocould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a hen that can count?

A mathamachicken.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 6
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/9w_lf9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2019
🚨︎ report
How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

πŸ‘οΈŽ 6
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 40
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2019
🚨︎ report
How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

πŸ‘οΈŽ 9
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.