Hazmat diving Puns

You’d think that with 1000 rad resist, it would be just as effective in nuke zones, right?

Wrong. It lacks the 90% rad reduction all hazmat suits and the Chinese stealth suit have built in.

It would be nice if it gained this, both to improve nuke zone fashion and also to give this item a bit more use than it currently has.

Note: Also, maybe add a plan for the thing to a vendor at some point. A lot of people seemed to have missed it despite the quest marker on it. Edit: No, no such plan exists currently.

As a slightly related second question - why do fighter pilots have to wear oxygen masks instead of having the whole cockpit pressurized? Is it because potential combat damage could depressurize the plane? Thank you.

This post is solely to dump your frustrations about the new LTM apex has forced upon us. I welcome all swear words and cans of toxic-mustard-covered-complaints

Whenever they show on tv someone that was arrested, the arrestee is wearing a white hazmat suit. I don’t know how to post a picture but here’s a link of what i mean

https://foxsanantonio.com/news/local/police-arrest-suspect-in-deadly-apartment-shooting-that-left-51-year-old-man-dead

Edit: sentences clarity. Title: gives not dives

Im a student at DIT and Im working on a presentation for the hazmat module.

What are some chemicals you use in the industry that you have to take special precautions for? After that do you have any anecdotes about screwups while using them?

It was a very unique playthrough, no mods or workshop content, jovial radiation was on.

Since dugong doesn't have fabricators we had to rely on stations for crafting, which was a fresh take on gameplay.

I really liked having the game separated into action phase and relaxation/sorting/crafting phase.

One caveat - no station in the game has a medical fabricator, which made us bleed bored medics.

Most agreed that it made little sense not to have them even in research outposts.

Jovial radiation while many dislike it, I think it brought urgency, we were running, rushing and not mildly bored mindlessly doing whatever, we had somewhere to be, it gave us a clear direction we had to focus on, which in turn made the campaign more challenging, fun and memorable.

We made it to the end with a dugong crew of three people myself included and a bot we randomly rescued from an abandoned outpost.

It was amazing from start to finish from barely making it out, panic buying antirads, stabilozine and hazmat suits, to rushing PUCS suits.

The last biomes were stressful due to scarcity of stations and shortage of supplies, (which was awesome, usually you have the luxury of making whatever - whenever) we ran into abandoned station I mentioned earlier, that regrettably - didn't have fabricators.

I won't spoil the end, it was done without bugs, with vanilla items, dugong and a three man + bot crew, we beat (made him a non threat) the boss without firing a shot of our three lazer cannons and the secret of that I'll leave with my crewmates: recently joined, big brained 200 IQ "Athletic doomer" who thought it up and "| | | | |" we nicknamed sticks who got us to that point with his hundreds of hours of gameplay and knowledge of components.

Thank you guys for helping me beat the game.

I do not know wiring, still am afraid to go diving, playing with a controller, my only skills were repairing, being forced to grow trees in the engine room, and recently, being a captain of an RGB lazer dugong that memed it's way to the very end.

Do with this information what you will, I had to tell the tale.

Howdy,

This is going to be a look into AEC, a comparison of AEC vs incumbent technologies, a look into other emerging remediation options, breaking down the status of both state level and federal level PFAS remediation, a look at existing PFAS remediation projects to try to give some context to the advantages that AEC provides as well as the potential size of project that AEC/PFAS remediation brings to BioLargo. Follow the embedded links for more context.

AEC - The PFAS Collector

https://preview.redd.it/pvz13nfbt5e81.png?width=531&format=png&auto=webp&s=7736e27cd51b04317a41ba80a9cccb6ccc8ac5f3

AEC is a collection device that relies on electrical current and a specialized membrane. Water is run across the membrane and specific PFAS compounds are drawn to the membrane. Dennis (CEO) has in the past compared it to fly-paper for PFAS, though notes that the scientists in the room would hate that description. AEC removes 99.995% of PFAS compounds from water (testing validated by University of Tennessee).

AEC was developed with help from an EPA SBIR-Phase I Grant: EPA Final Report

AEC was included in a short list of emerging technologies in the EPA's Multi-Industry PFAS Study - 2021 Preliminary Report. While this isn't an endorsement by the EPA, I'm very pleased to see AEC highlighted in official publications.

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AEC has a modular design, and the company speaks confidently about the scaling capabilities of AEC. It can be integrated with existing water treatment with a very small footprint (roughly 10% when BioLargo's estimate is compared to a real project listed below) as well as integrated into mobile container units.

>Randal Moore 9/10/2021: "We are to the point where we reached several pretty important milestones. We now know that we can scale our technology to essentially to any scale we need. We have also discovered that we can combine our

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

The doctor says it terminal.

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

I open my eyes, my entire body feels numb, my head aches in pain, i close and open my eyes repeatedly, trying to shake off the sleepiness, what happened?

I touch my head to lessen my headache, only to discover my forehead being covered by a bandage around my head.

I look around, i was welcomed to the world of the awakened by the lockers and beds of the medbay, in the bed next to mine, my headset, toolbelt and health scanner awaited my return to wear them again, why I'm in here?

I wrap around my brain trying to remember. What happened?

...

...

...

Moloch!

I remove the blanket, take my stuff, equipping them quickly, i was for God knows how much time in here losing our time! The guys needed my help and instead I'm in here sleeping!

Without a thought i exited the medbay and used the headset to communicate with the others in the designated channel.

"Hello!? There's someone what can hear me!? Respond!?" painful seconds passed without no one answering me, i started to grew fear inside of me, i am alone?

"Is that you Zachary?" The voice of the captain through the headset saved me from the despairing thoughts.

"Yes i am! Where are you!? What happened!? Where's the-!" Before i could end my questioning, he spoke again.

"We are all on the cafeteria, get down here, don't waste the batteries on your headset on senseless chatter on the ship." I obeyed and sprinted through the middle floor, i passed through the command room, the sonar was off, then entered the reactor room, the mighty nuclear reactor that powered the ship was huge and powerful and roared in power, but ignored it and went to the end of the room, there, a ladder went down to the bottom floor.

After climbing down the ladder, i found myself on one of the 2 ballasts of the ship, i too ignored it and went through the door, inside of the room there were beds, chairs, tables and almost 10 people, with me in here now there would be 12.

"Hi Lev, hope you're feeling okay, that head wound seemed to hurt a lot." Said Sam as he waved at me.

The Captain Jonathan, flanked by Jeff at his side, close to them was Sam leaning against the wall, the engineer John and the mechanic Michael i met before were next to one another, close to them, in the beds where 3 men, one of them in a hazmat suit, probably the reactor specialist engineer, next to him was a man like me, in medical uniform, probably the medical chief, the other one was a man with black skin in security officer clothes, away from them in a

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Doesn't matter how. Inefficient, boring, dangerous, etcetera. Just make it hilariously bad.

Here's a super dramatic, hilariously dangerous route that I made over the past few days. Have a laugh guys.

Leg 1: Berkley Spring, West Virginia, United States -> Haiti

The race begins in the middle of nowhere in one of the least populated cities in the USA.

Route Marker: Team must sign up for 1 of 11 cruises to Haiti. Each is separated by 10 minutes.

Roadblock: One teammate must Perform a voodoo ritual to a judge's approval.

Detour: Buried Treasure/Sunken Treasure Either ride a jet ski out to Navassa Island and dig for a treasure chest buried in the sand or scuba dive to a shipwreck until you find a treasure chest hidden inside.

Leg 2: Haiti -> Venezuela

Roadblock: One teammate must ride a raft over Angel Falls without screaming, otherwise, he/she will be forced to start again.

Detour: Windsurfing/Kiteboarding Teams must either complete a windsurfing course or a kiteboarding course.

Leg 3: Venezuela -> Anarctica

Detour: Snowman/So Cold, Man Build 100 snowmen or withstand a polar plunge for 20 minutes.

Roadblock: One team member must herd 20 penguins into a pen.

Leg 4: Antarctica -> The Democratic Republic of The Congo

Roadblock: One teammate must join a blood diamond mining expedition until they retrieve 20 diamonds. At which point, a rebel will hand them their next clue.

Detour: Volcano/Gorilla Either visit Mount Nyiragongo and ride a boat across one of the lava lakes or visit Virunga National Park and use a tranquilizer to capture a gorilla who you must deliver to a trapper who will hand you your next clue.

Caution: U-Turn Ahead

Leg 5: The Democratic Republic of The Congo -> South Sudan

Roadblock: One teammate must assist the government in paving a road.

Roadblock #2: Surprise! Whichever teammate didn't pave the road must assist the efforts to remove landmines from the South-Sudanese/Sudanese border.

Leg 6: South Sudan -> Somalia

Roadblock: One teammate must drive a tank as part of an armored patrol convoy while the other teammate rides with them as a passenger.

Detour: Piracy/Tower Either join a crew of armed pirates to take over a civilian cruise liner or use suction cups to climb Almnara tower and paint the dome whichever color of their choosing.

Leg 7: Somalia -> Yemen

Roadblock: In an act of decency for once on this trip, one teammate must deliver c

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi