Hardwire Puns

A list of puns related to "Hardwire"

Geneticists have figured out that making crappy jokes is hardwired into our DNA.

To find out if you carry the gene, just fill out a Pun-it square.

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👤︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ Sep 28 2017
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What do you call a computer geek who cant satisfy his woman in bed?

A microsoftie.

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👤︎ u/Bajeela
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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I’m guessing that the Banksy painting was from Lars Ulrich’s collection.

Seeing as how it was Hardwired to Self-Destruct.

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👤︎ u/Amoreena23
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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