A hardboiled egg and a piece of bacon walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says,

"Sorry we don't serve breakfast here"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsaacB1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Dad Joked at Breakfast

I was eating breakfast with my dad (one of them), peeling a hardboiled egg. The shell was sticking and I was getting quite frustrated. Me: This thing is pissing me off! Dad: Is it egging you on? Me: <slow claps>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twodads69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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