Told my hearing doctor that I would give him the pulpy residue of apples after they'd been crushed.

He said, "Pomace?"

I said, "Of course. I'm not lying to you."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
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The creator of Mad Libs passed away

His friends described him as a round and pulpy man who loved his wife and penguins. He will be deeply pooped.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Imnotarobot12764
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