Told my hearing doctor that I would give him the pulpy residue of apples after they'd been crushed.

He said, "Pomace?"

I said, "Of course. I'm not lying to you."

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
🚨︎ report
The creator of Mad Libs passed away

His friends described him as a round and pulpy man who loved his wife and penguins. He will be deeply pooped.

👍︎ 27
💬︎
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.