"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.
I replied that it was my cake day, but she never reddit.
It was a real Fonzi scheme.
As a child I don’t think fathers realize how much we love and appreciate them and wanted to share it, even though this isn’t a joke.
To all the dads out there; may your dad jokes grow prosper, make your children facepalm, and cause your partner want to pull your hair out
For them, it's irrelephant.
A horse walks into a bar, bartender says to the horse “what’s with the long face”
I replied “Well Grandma, I hate to break it to you, but you grew up with nothing because you kept leaving the door unlocked!”
I hope every one has a Super Mar10
They’re big fans of the fonts.
His response: “Thanks son. I couldn’t have done it without you!”
Happy Father’s Day!!
It's Black Fried Day
“So which dwarf are you then?”
Looks like their marriage is working out.
I’m very flattered, but make sure you wish your own dad a happy Father’s Day too.
Hi Wishing-everyone-a-happy-Father's-Day, I'm Dad.
I don’t know son, I’m still paying.
I said, "But you're a Domestic Woman!"
You don't want to press your luck.
March forth!
(And to my dad, happy anniversary of telling this joke every year of my childhood.)
I said "Thanks! I couldn't have done it without you!"
His response: "Happy Sunday"
