Happy Valentine's day.

Such a Lovely day.

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📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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Happy Valentine's Day!

I hope your day starts off with a bang!

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📅︎ Feb 14 2016
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My buddy got me with this valentines day joke...

So we're in the car driving him home, and we got on the subject of valentines day. Me being attached and him single, I was really happy for him when he told me he had a date for valentines day!

I ask "So who is she?"

him: "February 14th"

worst part is it took me a while to get it, so I kept questioning him. I got out daded

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📅︎ Feb 09 2016
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My girlfriend was running pretty late this morning

So much so that she told me she had to go put on make-up while using the restroom. I told her it sounds like she's pulling double-doodie in there.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! 💑

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📅︎ Feb 14 2015
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