As a child I don’t think fathers realize how much we love and appreciate them and wanted to share it, even though this isn’t a joke.
To all the dads out there; may your dad jokes grow prosper, make your children facepalm, and cause your partner want to pull your hair out
For them, it's irrelephant.
A horse walks into a bar, bartender says to the horse “what’s with the long face”
His response: “Thanks son. I couldn’t have done it without you!”
Happy Father’s Day!!
I’m very flattered, but make sure you wish your own dad a happy Father’s Day too.
Hi Wishing-everyone-a-happy-Father's-Day, I'm Dad.
I don’t know son, I’m still paying.
And the married ones, too.
Me: Happy Fathers Day!
Pop: Thanks!
Me: I'll call you later.
Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :')
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- Durex
He said, “Well..... it was an accident.”
And I hope your night will be okay, too.
I told my dad "Happy Father's Day" and he responds, "Well thank you! You know, not many people would say that to me, then again I'm not their father."
Enjoy all of Dad's corny jokes today.
Whatever floats his boat.
After a long look at me he said "That's nice and all, but you should probably tell that to your father." (He really is my father, not my step-dad, foster parent etc.)
I said "Thanks! I couldn't have done it without you!"
His response: "Happy Sunday"
It's Son day too.
This is your day too. Now brush up on some #dadjokes!
