A list of puns related to "Großbeeren"
Found this on FB ETA: they explicitly write you will get boostered prior to 5 months after the 2nd jab. 1-2 weeks ahead are OK.
Key facts:
No appointment necessary, they advise 60-90mins wait time... but hey, there's free waffles ;)
Address: Gemeindesaal Großbeeren (above the fire station) Am Rathaus 1 14979 Großbeeren
Copy paste of source :
Letzte Chance dieses Jahr! Am Samstag, den 18. Dezember 2021 impfen wir noch einmal! Ca. 800 Impfungen sind übrig! Leider ist der Impfstoff bisher für nächstes Jahr sehr knapp. Wie es nächstes Jahr weiter geht, wissen wir nich nicht. Also gerne morgen die Chance nutzen!
Wir impfen wieder ohne Termin, jeder der kommt, hat in den letzten Wochen auch eine Impfung bekommen. Und die Wartezeit beträgt durchschnittlich nur 30 Minuten!
Unten vor dem Eingang werden wir Ihre Krankenkassenkarte einlesen und die unterschriebenen Papiere einsammeln und kontrollieren (nur bei 1. und 2. Impfungen - entfällt bei der 3. Impfung). Dann können Sie nach oben und auf einem freien Stuhl Platz nehmen. Bitte krempeln Sie schon Ihren Ärmel hoch, damit es direkt los gehen kann. Ihr Impfheft wird ausgefüllt. Das Warten wird Ihnen mit kostenlosem warmen Punsch oder Kaffee und Waffeln versüßt. Die Fakten kurz und knapp: - samstags von 10:00 - 12:00 Uhr
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
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