Greedo Puns

A list of puns related to "Greedo"

What did Han Solo say to Greedo before they played a game of Horse?

I'll shoot first.

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👤︎ u/FrankAngel985
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...

... ‘Solo’ would win Hans down.

(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really “down” either. Shucks)

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👤︎ u/RedBobRob
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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I asked my Italian friend if I could have a few of his Star Wars themed pastries

but he said I can have only one cannoli

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👤︎ u/Ltdansicecream1
📅︎ May 12 2018
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