Granai Airstrike moment
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Granai Airstrike moment
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Granai Airstrike moment
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/r/politics [spam filtered] Bradley Manning leaked Granai Airstrike "~86-147, mostly women and children" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gra…
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Naughty things done by the USA since 1988, or the least 33 years

In the last 33 years alone, the USA has:

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anarcho_Humanist
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Afghanistan

Taliban offered to hand over OBL just weeks after 9/11

Bamiyan Buddha - Taliban explains why they destroyed it

>''The scholars told them that instead of spending money on statues, why didn't they help our children who are dying of malnutrition? They rejected that, saying, 'This money is only for statues.', "The scholars were so angry,'' he continued. ''They said, 'If you are destroying our future with economic sanctions, you can't care about our heritage.' And so they decided that these statues must be destroyed.''

Taliban banning kite flying - This is from India NSFW. There have been hundreds of such cases where people have died due to the strings of the kite.

Communist regime - https://mobile.twitter.com/tequieremos/status/1388100720495321090

Misrepresentation of Afghan women

Photographer who took the viral photo of Afghan women in miniskirts is appalled by the way the picture has been manipulated since 2001 (French)

Massive corruption in Afghanistan government.

Only 12% reconstruction aid reached Afghan government

Do the invaders care about Human Rights in Afghanistan? Red herring argument of concerns of Taliban violating human rights. Let's have a look at what the invaders did.

  • 50,000 bombs dropped in Afghanistan killing thousands of people from 2006-2019. A total of 81K bombs in the 20 years of invasion (could not find a reputed source for this).
  • Bacha Bazi - A light hearted term used to describe rapes of young boys, often kept as sex slaves by powerful people under the regime. The US government was aware of such abuses and told its soldiers to ignore it. Maybe because their own
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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Naan-negotiable
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Every Wikipedia article on British and American war/military crimes, military accidents and military controversies since World War II
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Wikipedia articles covering various nasty/scary things done by the US and British militaries since World War II

You let me know if I've missed any Wikipedia articles and I'll include them. Also, mods feel free to delete if this isn't an appropriate sub for it but I figured making strong arguments against the two states most closely allied with the one that claims us is a reasonable idea. But it's your call.

Afghanistan

Canada

China

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