Does anyone know any good sword fighting puns ? I'm trying to think of any words that have..

...a duel meaning.

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How does the walrus know the food is good to eat ?

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Before I became a dad, I was truly concerned that I wouldn't know how to be a good father

Thankfully, turns out it's in my blood. I come from a long line of Fathers.

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So I used to know a really good dad joke but I don’t remember exactly how it went.

If only I could remember where I Reddit. (Please don’t judge too harshly this is my first dad joke and my first post on a big subreddit)

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I know a good way to kill time

Grab a clock and beat it with a baseball bat

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Do you know how to have five good years?

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What do auctioneers have to know to be good at their jobs?

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You know, it's important to have a good belt.

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How I know I'm going to be a good dad

Today, I had my first official Dad Joke and my girlfriend was not amused.

Talking about seeing each other after a few days I was at the coast with some friends

Her: So when are you free?

Me: Well I'm always free since you dont actually pay me heh

Her: wow.. remind me why are we even dating?

I was pretty proud of myself and note this was all through the phone

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Does anyone know any good sword fighting puns ? I'm trying to think of any words that have..

..a duel meaning.

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Hey, anyone know any good Sword fighting puns ? Trying to think of any

.. words with a dual meaning.

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Before I became a dad, I was terrified I wouldn't know how to be a good one. Oddly enough, it turns out, it's in my blood!!

I come from a long line of fathers...

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