Long time fan, first time poster.
He drew praise for his artwork.
The Masked Singer.
Because it will always follow its foot-steppe
They're true popstars.
"Why, MCA?"
“Gopher it son”.
This zoo has 10 more birds than monkeys. How many birds does it have?
Birdy-seven.
(Courtesy of my six-year-old son. I've never been so proud.)
Contestant: I'm going the sing Somewhere Over The Rainbow. Harry Connick Jr: I think you should sing here.
Harry Connick jr giving a contestant feedback: "you're a great run singer..."
My mom: "I'm a great run singer too! I sing, and then everyone runs away!"
He's judging on American Idol and one contestant says "I'm going to sing Somewhere Over the Rainbow" and Keith suggest "You should sing it here"
Guy spilled his drink all over my buddy on a long flight. So weve come up with a few. Spilliam Shatner, Spilly Idol etc.
Mom (watching American Idol): You sure don't see a whole lot of black cowboys on tv.
Dad: Sure you do, I saw a whole team of them get their asses kicked last sunday.
