My smooth-talking Thanksgiving "gobbler" was overdressed, trendy, pretentious and showy...

It was a JIVE turkey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What do you call a Peach and Turkey Pie?

A Peach Gobbler.

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What is a turkey's favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aMrMewtwo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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A handful of short Thanksgiving Jokes I put together that are worthy for any dad to repeat this upcoming holiday.

Why did the police arrest the turkey? > They suspected fowl play.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? > A poultrygeist!

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? > To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

What key won’t open any door? > A turkey!

If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? > Goblet.

Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? > A poul-tree.

What happens when you’re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad? >They turn into blueberries.

What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today? > Plymouth.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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