Sitting around watching the birds crowd around the bird feeder,

My brother says, "Someone must have left a good Yelp review." I said, "Yeah, somebody tweeted about it."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2021
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How do you let birds know when you've refilled the bird feeder?

Send a tweet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bondjimbond
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Bird feeder is empty.

Anticipating nasty tweets.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Evilgenius1917
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My wife gets really upset when I get up every morning and chase the birds from the bird feeder.

She calls it my crow aggression.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2020
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Do you know why i hate bottom feeders

Because there all shellfish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goodstuff32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2018
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Are people who eat ass called β€˜bottom feeders?’
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/schattenteufel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2019
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Friend posted a picture of a coloured bird and some black birds under her feeder

http://imgur.com/0O0xg4M

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doogy650
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2014
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Looks like thay have COLLAR ID
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trishmckinley602
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What’s the difference between a carp and a lawyer?

One’s a loathsome bottom feeder, and the other’s a fish.

my law professor told this joke to start class off today

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/speedyeddie
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