I told her, " The escalator is just like an elevator but with extra steps."
They decided to call it a day.
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
I responded: So they can send the swat team.
Happy Hanukkah dadjokes!
They should be in the arrrrmy
I told them, "You guys should take turns".
Because they take Vitamin See.
I will see myself out.
You’ll see. You’ll all see.
He practices yakupuncture.
It's hobophobic.
one of them says "look, there's a dead bird!" the other looks up into the sky "where?"
Just to take the edge off
I'm stuck in limbo.
That's because it's not our property
His erection failed on him.
I guess you could say I'm going to be cruisin for a susan.
Edit: I'm an idiot
Everyone's looking for a peek at'choo.
Every time my dad sees a police car or officer, he immediately starts singing "Police Navidad!" and sings the trumpet part to that song.
For some reason it never gets old.
Mom: "Hey dear, can you go do X?"
Dad: "I'm terribly sorry, but I can't. My arms have bones in them."
Dunno if it counts as a true dadjoke, but I always get a kick out of it when I'm around.
they decided to call it a day.
