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Glock Puns

A list of puns related to "Glock"

Glock Ness Monster
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DiverLife
šŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Glock Ness Monster
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ToastGhost18
šŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I keep a glock by the toilet, just in case shit happens.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/SarenDredd
šŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2016
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What do you call a sea monster with a handgun?

The Glock Ness Monster.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TheAzrael2013
šŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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I found glockness monster
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/fred8--
šŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What do you call it when a Gun gives birth to a Monkey

A Chimp off the old Glock

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/LiterallySoManyBears
šŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Why was the eye doctor called for the comatose gunshot victim?

He had a Glock coma

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/drfantabulo
šŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do you call a sweet gun?

Dessert Eagle.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Staters
šŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Mess with the bat you get the gat
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/catchingfire3HG
šŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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My friend the pistol salesman joined a percussion group

He has his own Glock nā€™ spiel.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Aphex-Puddle
šŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Glockamole
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ALB_42069
šŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I dropped my gun in the avocado dip. . .

Now is glockamole.

I don't care, I'll eat it anyway tomorrow on my toast for breakfast at ate a glock in the morning.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
šŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Snack time at the shooting range...
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/SapperInTexas
šŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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Why did the pistol miss its target?

Because it had Glock-oma

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/gsato
šŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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