Glock Puns

A list of puns related to "Glock"

Glock Ness Monster
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👤︎ u/DiverLife
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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Glock Ness Monster
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👤︎ u/ToastGhost18
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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I keep a glock by the toilet, just in case shit happens.
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👤︎ u/SarenDredd
📅︎ Jun 18 2016
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What do you call a sea monster with a handgun?

The Glock Ness Monster.

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👤︎ u/TheAzrael2013
📅︎ Jun 03 2021
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I found glockness monster
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👤︎ u/fred8--
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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What do you call it when a Gun gives birth to a Monkey

A Chimp off the old Glock

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👤︎ u/LiterallySoManyBears
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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Why was the eye doctor called for the comatose gunshot victim?

He had a Glock coma

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👤︎ u/drfantabulo
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do you call a sweet gun?

Dessert Eagle.

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👤︎ u/Staters
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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Mess with the bat you get the gat
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👤︎ u/catchingfire3HG
📅︎ May 22 2020
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My friend the pistol salesman joined a percussion group

He has his own Glock n’ spiel.

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👤︎ u/Aphex-Puddle
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Glockamole
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👤︎ u/ALB_42069
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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I dropped my gun in the avocado dip. . .

Now is glockamole.

I don't care, I'll eat it anyway tomorrow on my toast for breakfast at ate a glock in the morning.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ May 16 2020
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Snack time at the shooting range...
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👤︎ u/SapperInTexas
📅︎ Apr 27 2014
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Why did the pistol miss its target?

Because it had Glock-oma

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👤︎ u/gsato
📅︎ Jul 12 2018
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