What is the catchphrase of the Italian Ghostbusters?
I ain't alfredo no ghost
Why did the linguini join the Ghostbusters?
Because it wasn't alfredo no ghost!
Gutbusters!
I'm a licensed therapist, and my uncle, who'd been having a problem on his farm, asked me if I could come by and psychoanalyze one of his animals. I refused because, quite honestly, I ain't a Freud of no goats.
pulled this on daughter today.
Me: what do you want for Xmas this year?
her: a cell phone
Me: who you going to call?............Ghostbusters?
