A list of puns related to "Get the Fire"
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
My reply without missing a beat — you’ll be able to buy it, you just won’t be able to buy it rare.
"Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves."
Since today Merriam Webster even has the word dad joke:
"a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny"
He couldn't control his pupils.
Because he spilled the beans
He could only give buzz cuts.
His ideas weren't concrete enough
It couldn’t stand the pressure
She threw away all the w's.
For doing a pour job.
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
He thought the 2.5% rake policy applied to leaves.
He got caught sleeping on the cob.
None of them make cents anymore!
For MaskDebating on live TV
He took a few days off in February thinking nobody would notice.
He wasn't capable to do it.
Lack of concentration.
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
He took a leek in the produce section!
Because he doesn't work well under pressure!
He kept getting lost at "C"
I didn't put in enough shifts.
He couldn't concentrate, so he got canned. Plus he was an anti-semite; he wouldn't work with juice.
He half-assed everything.
I said BIG ONES in the opposite direction of the fire....apparently the wrong answer.
It had too many leaves.
He was really phoning it in.
I would hang the thieves that were caught stealing. One day I got fired, It's because I didn't get the execution right.
(badum tss)
Because he kneaded a poo.
Because he couldn't keep his calves together.
Because he de-served it.
He got caught leaving his post.
1: I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea. 2: Can February March? No, but April May. 3: I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4: Never trust an atom, they make up everything! 5: I made a pun about the wind but it blows. 6: I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off! 7: What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee! 8: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink! 9: I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii
They get into a huge fight about the best way to start the camp fire.
The two sit in silence for a few moments, cold and frustrated
The dad promptly reaches into his backpack, grabs a pair of scissors and tears into the wall of their canvas shelter.
The son yells, "What the heck are you doing, you maniac?!!?!?"
The dad turns to him, looks him dead in the eyes, and says, "Just trying to cut the tent-son."
He couldn't cut it.
He refused to fold!
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Lack of concentration.
Lack of concentration.
Lack of concentration.
Lack of concentration.
Because he couldn't concentrate...
Because he took a whole week off.
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