Get Fired Puns

A list of puns related to "Get Fired"

Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?

He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.

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👤︎ u/WardensLantern
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why did the bartender get fired?

For doing a pour job.

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👤︎ u/HuecoTanks
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why did the casino groundskeeper get fired?

He thought the 2.5% rake policy applied to leaves.

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👤︎ u/UmphreyMcCheese
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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Why did the kernel get fired?

He got caught sleeping on the cob.

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👤︎ u/BHarcade
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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What’s the deal with people who get fired from the U.S. Mint?

None of them make cents anymore!

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👤︎ u/Nickissupershort
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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Why did the Coronavirus doctors get fired?

For MaskDebating on live TV

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👤︎ u/EddieVicRattlehead
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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Why did the capeless hero get fired from his job?

He wasn't capable to do it.

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👤︎ u/ATragedyOfSorts
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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People named Fred should really stop beeing selfish at their jobs. Just give fred an "I" and he might get fired...
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👤︎ u/Ek7a
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He took a few days off in February thinking nobody would notice.

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👤︎ u/ReadilyReady
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why did the grocery store clerk get fired?

He took a leek in the produce section!

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👤︎ u/VNPimpinella
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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Why did teacher with crossed eyes get fired?

Because he couldn't control his pupils

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👤︎ u/379447984
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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I may get fired or promoted... not sure...

My boss was complaining she really needed a nap. I told her she should just go take one.

Boss "Oh yeah cause taking a nap right now would be so easy."

Me "Its so easy you can do it with your eyes closed..."

Cue her rolling her eyes and shaking her head. My director peaked his head out and nodded approvingly though. Respect.

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👤︎ u/anix421
📅︎ May 09 2017
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Why did the underwater welder get fired?

Because he doesn't work well under pressure!

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👤︎ u/unimatrix13
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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Why did the Navigator get fired as a teacher?

He kept getting lost at "C"

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👤︎ u/TheFlammingTot
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Why did the mule get fired from his job?

He half-assed everything.

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👤︎ u/damoclesteaspoon
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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"Why did you get fired from the keyboard factory?"

I didn't put in enough shifts.

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👤︎ u/AKNakn123
📅︎ May 08 2019
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Why did the telemarketer get fired from his job?

He was really phoning it in.

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👤︎ u/lobsterbash
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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Why did the guy get fired from his job at the juicery?

He couldn't concentrate, so he got canned. Plus he was an anti-semite; he wouldn't work with juice.

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👤︎ u/clelwell
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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Why did the tree get fired from its job?

It had too many leaves.

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👤︎ u/SupermarioGBA
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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TIL Subway employees can get fired for mixing up an order just once.

Wrong Sub

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 05 2017
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Why did the baker get fired?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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👤︎ u/cardboardshrimp
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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Why did the bow legged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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Why did the waiter get fired for taking food back to the kitchen?

Because he de-served it.

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👤︎ u/Nal0x0ne
📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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Why did the mailman get fired?

He got caught leaving his post.

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👤︎ u/The_Epic_Smiley
📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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Why did Jim Morrison get fired from Microsoft?

He made a better Door than a Window

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👤︎ u/FatGuyinnaLittleCoat
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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Why did the secretary get fired from the clock factory?

He kept taking all the minutes.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Jan 15 2018
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Why did the poker player get fired from the origami factory?

He refused to fold!

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👤︎ u/all_three_bolth
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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Why did the knife get fired from the bread factory?

He couldn't cut it.

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👤︎ u/doubleddose
📅︎ Jun 20 2016
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What happens when the Pope gets fired?

He gets Vaticanned.

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👤︎ u/AirplaneReference
📅︎ Sep 25 2015
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate...

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👤︎ u/MisterS42
📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

Because he took a whole week off.

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👤︎ u/CPT-HawkeyePierce
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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