Ge You Puns

Me and my friends were talking about the amount of schoolwork I'll be involved next semester. One of the courses I am taking is a Spanish class to fulfill a GE so I can graduate next semester. My friend, who's fluent in Spanish, told me it'll be a piece of cake.

Me: Hey, if Spanish is easy for you, do you think you can write my essays for me? (jokingly)

Him: I'll consider it. Depends on how hard the course is and what books you have to read for the class.

Me: Well, for the final paper, do you think you can give me a C, ese?

Him: Yeah, that shou... wait...

He let out a horrible groan while the other immediately got up and left the room while groaning. I'm pretty sure I could've made it a little bit better, but I'm happy with that.

We were leaving the gastroenterologist (butt doctor) the other day and my dad said to me

Dad: "I am glad that we got there early. Did you see how backed up he was when we left?"

Me: "Ha! That was a good one!"

Dad: "I don't ge…Oh. Uggh"

My favourite dad joke my dad has told me to date.